olive hd music server

史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！

4月 11, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Olive Creates New Audio Category, the HD Hi-Fi Music Server — Audiophilia史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！ 我稍微粗略翻譯了全文對話~ 真的是太好笑了!~~ 翻譯中好幾次都笑到沒法打字~~~翻譯如下~ 如有不順之處~ 還望各位網友海涵~~~人物:: 判斷應為 IRC 交談室 #stopHipHop 的 Builder: 號稱"厲害"的"駭客": 插花者PS: (中場說明)Olive 4HD Sets a New Digital Audio Standard, Fueled with 96khz/24-bit Content from Chesky Records SAN FRANCISCO, CA - November 19, 2009 Leading music server manufacturer Olive Media Inc. today announced the introduction of its first HD Hi-Fi Music ......

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小學三年級學生做的壞事

4月 11, 2013

陳新白

kuso

OLIVE | SAVE THE SOUND我的妻子是一位小學老師，帶小學三年級的思想品德課。這天她給某班的同學出了一道題：「沒人的時候你做過什麼壞事」，並且表示，寫的最好的最真實的將得到一枝鋼筆的獎勵！卷子收上來以後，妻得到了好多答案，下面我摘幾條，供大家欣賞。「我在XXX家的牆上，寫過XXX王八蛋，因為他罵過我。」「我在我們家的樓下扎過XOlive HD Music Systems and Servers and wireless multi-room players deliver breathtaking sound, all over your home. With glowing reviews by the NY Times, Business Week, Stereophile, Sound & Vision, Forbes, The Financial Times and many more, Olive is ......

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糖果 與 上帝 的對話

4月 11, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Olive Opus 4HD (Black, 2TB). HD music server有一個印度故事，是講一顆糖果去天堂見上帝，它跟上帝抱怨說：「親愛的上帝，我那麼甜、那麼好，不但遵守戒律，又一直都在打坐。」是啊！糖果一向都「坐」在桌上，無所事事。它說它從不曾傷害過任何人。「不過每個人一靠近我，就想把我吃掉，連螞蟻、蒼蠅也不例外，為什麼？我犯了什麼錯？難道因果法律已經蕩然無存了嗎？」Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Olive Opus 4HD (Black, 2TB). HD music server at Amazon.com. Read honest and unbiased product reviews from our users./> ... ı just bought a 4hd reciently , and it s not uploading every cd at all times .....

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男人必看！勇救落水美女注意事項

4月 11, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Olive O6HD Music Server | Stereophile.com男人必看！勇救落水美女注意事項：1、先確認落水美女的真實性——不是正在游泳和洗澡的美眉，更不是河裏的鱷魚或水牛。 2、跳水時姿勢不要追求「帥」，而使用高難度的動作，如107B、207C等，否則會因為不熟悉水的深度而扎入泥中。 3、入水前為了減重可以脫掉一些With the show spread out between a half dozen hotels, and Las Vegas one of the most inefficient cities to move around in, it's tough to see everything. I simply ran out of time before getting over to the Bellagio to see Olive, but Kal Rubinson was able to...

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一封白癡級的恐嚇信

4月 11, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

OLIVE 03HD Music Server Review | Gadget Review一封白癡級的恐嚇信親愛的ｘ先生： 或許你會奇怪，這次兒子怎麼混成這樣，三天沒回家了，跟你說喔，你的兒子在我手上，請盡快的準備100萬給我，或者你還有的話，就能不能再給多一點，我也會很高興。 至於你的兒子我沒有欺負他，他叫我在信上寫，說他其實比較喜歡我這個大哥哥，他說你禿頭又很財迷，玩具都不買給他。我Music server’s have been a part of a home theater system for more years than some might want to count, but they’re popularity was always tempered by the fact that ... My Olive 4HD (purchased in 2010) ceased working and I am unable to get any response from...

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您叫什麼

4月 11, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Olive - ONE您叫什麼?大家都知道大陸農村給小孩子取名叫狗蛋、狗剩、小栓什麼的是為要給孩子取個賤名比較好養活、不生病 …但是大家不曉得取那些小名是有ㄧ套民間法則的 (根據出生月份和日期起名。) 根據陽曆（西曆）生日中 月份： 1 長 2 栓 3 大 4 來 5 狗 6 守 7 傻 8 福 Olive HD Music Systems and Servers and wireless multi-room players deliver breathtaking sound, all over your home. With glowing reviews by the NY Times, Business Week, Stereophile, Sound & Vision, Forbes, The Financial Times and many more, Olive is ......

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