on the move for love

黑人的幽默

5月 14, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Review: Oliver Sacks Looks at His Life in ‘On the Move’ - NYTimes.com黑人的幽默南非黑白種族隔離政策，曾讓非洲原住民黑人遭到許多不平等的待遇，這篇英文短詩，作者以天生膚色的差異，來表達心中的不滿與無奈。Dear white,something you got to know.親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born,I was black.當我In a blunt, eloquent and devastating Op-Ed essay in The New York Times in February, Dr. Oliver Sacks revealed that cancer in his liver had left him with only months to live. This knowledge, he wrote, had enabled him to see his own life “as from a great al...

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小姐，你像雞.....

5月 14, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Motornomadics | Art & Entertainment for People Addicted to Life On The Move小姐，你像雞.....一女從計程車下車，司機突然從車里探出頭：小姐，你像雞！女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。 司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。然後女孩突然想起追著車喊： 運將，我相機，我相機！Art & Entertainment For People Addicted To Life On The Move. Inspired by the beautiful, mysterious, gracious, and exciting world in which we roam and dwell. ... If Inspector Gadget was using an RV as a get-way-vehicle and the bad guys were trailing him, w...

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以身示範

5月 14, 2013

小安

kuso

Move in Europe! - European Commission | Choose your language | Choisir une langu小羅很瘦，身高183釐米，體重只有51，同事都叫他做“排骨酥”，平常又糟蹋得出名，三十好幾了，根本就找不到老婆。 因此，當心情憂鬱時，就去一家沙龍喝酒，沙龍老闆娘是一個離過婚的女人，頗有幾分姿色，小羅心中對她早就存有幻想，但是她對小羅，連看都不看一眼。 一天，小羅又來喝酒，老Mikael Fortunato, French, worked in Scotland At first, I didn't want to go. But at the end, I only wanted to stay. Scotland is really a fantastic place and I would love to go back one day.... Marie-Anne Helon, Belgian, worked in Slovenia It is so importan...

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最青春最咆哮的情侶吵架版本

5月 14, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Food Fanatic - Recipes, Menus and Cooking Advice晚上經過男生宿舍樓下的時候，突然聽到二樓陽台上有男人在用重低音咆哮。 于是我和兩個同學組成的三人八卦團立刻減慢步伐屏息傾聽。 “你說，你怎麼那麼不懂事啊？我下午在開會！要是真的有時間的話肯定會陪你啊，你鬧什麼？你怎麼那麼不懂事？你說啊？” 我們漸漸走遠直到聽不見男低音時，才長Food Fanatic is your destination for recipes of all kinds, from breakfast to dinner to dessert and everything in between. ... Gluten free enchiladas made with a green chile enchilada sauce are classic! They make a simple and easy dinner that the whole fam...

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龜兔賽跑

5月 15, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

The French Philosophy On Love And Sex | Debra Ollivier龜兔賽跑......兔子很快跑到前面去了 ......烏龜看到一只蝸牛爬得很慢很慢 ......對他說: 你上來，我背你吧......然後 ...... 蝸牛就上來了 .......過了一會.... ..烏龜又看到一只螞蟻...... 對他說:你也上來吧 ........於是螞蟻也上來了。螞蟻上來以The French are groomed to think about love from an early age not in the absolutes of total love or utter rejection, but in nuances and a range of possibilities....

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智 商 測 試 器

5月 15, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Oil settles above $56 on China stimulus move - MarketWatch某廠生產了一種智商測試器， 獻給某知名廠商秘書要試一試，把腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「智商85 」，秘書很高興，機器說「智商90」，副總也很高興，總經理見大家這麼高興致，也去試一試。腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「儀器珍貴，請大家小心使用，---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。上次事件發生後，廠家急忙升級，很Crude-oil futures settled higher on Monday, finding support after China made a move to shore up its economy. Prices finished below the session’s best levels, however, as the Tuesday expiration of May contracts on the New York Mercantile Exchange fed volat...

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