once in a while

小偷寫給一位失主的安慰信

9月 9, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Once Upon A Blog...你好！ （還是不見的好）見字如見面 首先，我要向你道個歉，因為沒經過你的同意，就把你家的門給打開了，但是，與其他的同行相比，我還是很斯文的，在開鎖的時候，沒有動用電鑽、斧子等一系列非常有破壞性的工具，如果你不介意的話，從經濟角度上來看，你還是可以用原來那把鎖的，我可以用人格來保證，我是絕對不會偷回頭Daily fairy tale news from everywhere around the globe, with an emphasis on pop-culture & current events. ... Yup. Not a typo. Disney have confirmed it and Linda Woolverton (who wrote Maleficent and is best known for Beauty & the Beast) is busy writing it...

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屌絲的生活

9月 9, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Once a Student, Now Dogged by Collection Agencies - NYTimes.com A男當年和B女交往,怕她家人不同意. B女騙家人說交往一高富帥,略花心,對結婚沒興趣不見家長. 而A男常去找B女,B女演戲欺負他, 父母問何人,B女答：備胎,老實人. 半年後,B女又演一出被高富帥拋棄, 傷心欲絕男人沒好東西. 父母安慰:In 2011 the Department of Education paid $1.4 billion to collection agencies to find defaulters, a group that includes nearly one in six borrowers with a balance. ... DODGING CREDITORS Amanda Cordeiro of Clermont, Fla., owes $55,000 in student loans. She ...

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談戀愛

8月 14, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Once Upon a Time Baby Names有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒Rare and unusual baby names from once upon a time ... Cofa (KOH-fah) is an unusual name - if one can call it a name at all. The Old English word cofa means "cave" or "chamber," from older Proto-Germanic roots, and it's also where we get the word cove....

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阿伯人生傳 真的很好笑

8月 14, 2013

王采安

kuso

Once upon a time..Tales from Carmel by the Sea | Just another WordPress.com site阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」阿伯道：「好呀！」小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」阿伯很驚訝Just another WordPress.com site (by Linda Hartong) ... The Jordan Center is located on the corner of 6th ave and Mission near Devendorf Park. It is currently home to Grasings Restaurant, Cayen Jewelry and Forget Me Nots....

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三種學生

8月 14, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Buy in Bulk - Buy Wholesale - Oprah.com甲：「我們班有三種學生。」乙：「哪三種？」甲：「第一種是留級的『留學生』。第二種是他爸交了很多錢才來上的『高財生』。第三種是上課特睏的『特睏生』」。乙：「哦。」衰退、蕭條、恐慌一個大學生請一位著名的經濟學家給衰退、蕭條、恐慌等詞下個定義。專家回答︰「這不難。衰退時人們需要把腰帶束緊。蕭條時就很難買到You already know about toilet paper and lightbulbs, but there are some less obvious purchases you should stock up on to save money, too. ... Just as some superorganized people begin their holiday shopping while still in T-shirts, smart shoppers get a head...

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幹嘛活到 85歲

8月 14, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Once-Prized Tibetan Mastiffs Are Discarded as Fad Ends in China - The New York Times幹嘛活到 85歲? 有個65歲的老頭子，拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告，頗滿意的問醫生：「以65歲的年紀來說，已經挺不錯了吧？你覺得我可以活到85嗎？」醫生問：「我不知道 --- 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.....？？？！！！」老先生回答：「對！除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒，20多歲後BEIJING — There once was a time, during the frenzied heights of China’s Tibetan mastiff craze, when a droopy-eyed slobbering giant like Nibble might have fetched $200,000 and ended up roaming the landscaped grounds of some coal tycoon’s suburban villa. Bu...

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