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誰的爸爸比較快

3月 27, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

ONE | Join the fight against extreme poverty有三個小孩在比誰的爸爸比較快！ 第一個小孩說：「我爸最快了！他可以在桌上的咖啡杯掉到地上前把杯子接住。」 第二個小孩說：「我爸爸才快呢！他去打獵，在五十公尺外射中一頭鹿。在鹿倒地前他可以衝上去扶住！」 第三個小孩說：「那算什麼？我阿爸是公務員，每天下午五點下班，他四點半Take action now and join the fight against extreme poverty and preventable diseases. ... 23 countries in sub-Saharan Africa have reduced new HIV infections by more than 25%. Act now Two-thirds...

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六分之六的人生

3月 27, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Roger Ailes有一天，一名大學教授到一個落後鄉村游山玩水，他僱了一艘小船遊江，當船開動後教授問船夫：『你會數學嗎？』船夫回答：『先生，我不會。』教授又問船夫：『你會物理嗎？』船夫回答：『物理？我不會。』教授又問船夫：『那你會用電腦嗎？』船夫回答：『對不起，我不會。』教授聽後搖搖頭說道﹕『你不會數學，人生目的已失去Good news! Your subscriptions to The Dish are fully transferable to Roger Ailes. Just calculate the balance of your Dish subscription and send that amount to this blog. Roger Ailes members will have an exclusive first look at our forthcoming post, "The An...

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讚美女人的等級之分

3月 27, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Google Can Now Tell You're Not a Robot With Just One Click | WIRED如果要讚美一個女人，通常會由外貌開始，如果外貌無甚特別，才會稱讚其他部分，如果說人的相貌可以分等級，那麼，以女生為例，對不同等級的評論可以如下:第一級----美第二級----迷人第三級----漂亮第四級----有氣質第五級----有味道第六級----可愛第七級----白白淨淨第八級----討人喜歡第On Wednesday, Google announced that many of its “Captchas”—the squiggled text tests designed to weed out automated spambots—will be reduced to nothing more than a single checkbox next to the statement “I’m not a robot.”...

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不是我想消遣傳教士

3月 27, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

xkcd: Correlation昨天去上班的時候，在路上雷殘(滑倒摔車)往休旅車撞下去，也還好沒什麼事只有膝蓋有點擦傷車禍的瞬間，有兩個傳教士在路邊也目擊我車禍我把車牽到一邊之後，檢查車子有沒有漏油傳教士就靠過來講話我以為他要問我說剛剛的車禍還好嗎他卻說哈囉你好 你相信有神的存在嗎？幹你娘Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced ... BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey We did not invent the algorithm. The ......

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駱駝母子的對話

3月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

One Perfect Bite某日，駱駝母子在聊天… 駱駝弟弟：「媽媽，為什麼我們的腳上面有厚厚的蹄呢？」 駱駝媽媽：「那是為了我們在沙漠中行走方便。」 駱駝弟弟：「那為什麼我們的皮也這麼厚？」 駱駝媽媽：「這樣才不會在沙漠中曬傷囉！」 駱駝弟弟：「喔…那我們背上這兩駝東西又是做什麼用的呢？」 駱駝媽From the kitchen of One Perfect Bite... Menus, like rules are meant to be broken. Not arbitrarily, mind you, but there are days when even your best effort won't get the meal you planned to the table on time. That happened to me today. We had unexpected gu...

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雕像的心願

3月 29, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

What Not to Say When Your Loved One Is Upset | Robert Leahy, Ph.D.有一天 .. 上帝賜與了公園裡的一男一女兩座雕像生命上帝對他們說:「你們只有三個小時的時間，得好好利用！」於是他們倆個人走進了草叢裡 ...傳出:「哇！真刺激..原來當人類做這件事是這麼好玩，繼續繼續........ 」上帝心裡ＯＳ【真羨慕你們這對雕像情侶】～就這樣過了兩個小時又４５分鐘～他們竟然還Imagine that the person that you love is upset about something -- her job, his health, her feelings about the relationship. Let's say she is worried about her health, worried that she might have some terrible illness -- and that even if you think she is g...

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