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檢查受傷的情形

4月 17, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

OK Go - Here It Goes Again - YouTube有位小姐第一次練習打高爾夫球。發球時，她很用力的一揮，球竟然向著一群人飛過去，接著就看到一個男人應聲倒地，把兩手夾在大腿的中間，痛得滾下了山坡。那位小姐馬上跑過去道歉，並且告訴傷患說她學過一些護理，希望能在救護車到達之前，先幫他檢查一下受傷的情形。傷患覺得沒有必要，不過那位小姐很堅持，其他人也都勸那Music video by OK Go performing Here It Goes Again (The Treadmill Video)....

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龜兔賽跑

4月 17, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Stafko: OK, You're a Runner. Get Over It - WSJ      阿 強上課總是打瞌睡，老師忍無可忍地把昏睡中的阿強叫醒，並問他"龜兔賽跑中，你知道兔子為什麼會輸嗎？""不知道"阿強睡眼惺忪地回答。"因為兔子在打瞌睡"老師生氣的說...."喔！我明白了"阿強若有所悟"原來沒打瞌睡的全是烏龜啊！"   My husband is a competitive distance runner. He became a runner because he believes in exercise to stay healthy, and when we had two babies while sharing one car he couldn't commit to a team or a scheduled event. Turns out, though, that he's really fast. ...

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英文考卷上的翻譯...

4月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

» Replicating the Roswell Rock - Glasstone Studio題目：1. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。2.Are you kidding? No, I'm serious.我的答案卷：1.Nothing venture, nothing gain.X2.你在開玩笑嗎? 不,我是認真的.X怎麼會錯？我去找老師理論。他把教務處的答案給我看.....＜解答＞翻譯：1. BlSo basically it needed to be a triangular circle-ish spiral pictogram thing. In retrospect I think the design I ended up with was “OK” in that it had all those things, but what it definitely did not have was that mystical harmony that I was seeing in the ...

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你願意

4月 17, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Horn OK Please | On a Journey Called Life…    一 名學生走進年輕教授的辦工室， 她瞄了瞄大廳，把門關上，懇求的跪下來。『我願意做"任何事"來通過這堂考試。』她靠近他，輕甩秀髮，用著帶著某種意味的眼神看著他的眼睛。『我是說..』她輕聲地說，『我願意做"任何事"。』 他回看著她。『任何事？』『任何事。Horn OK Please | On a Journey Called Life | Get Ready for the Ride of a Lifetime… ... The Best Kindle Accessories to Buy in India Update – Now that Amazon has officially launched their operations in India, you can check out the entire range of Kindle Acce...

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我要把你打的連你爸都認不出來

4月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - Rube Goldberg Machine - Official Video - YouTube小明和小王從小就是死對頭，有一天因為一件小事吵了起來。「放學公園見啦！不來的是狗。」「來啊！」─────────────放學後─────────────小明：「我要把你打到連親生父親都認不出來。」小王：「哈哈哈！那也得看你做不做得到。」────────────半小時後────────────小王：「From the OK Go album "Of the Blue Colour of the Sky" available at http://www.okgo.net/store Director: James Frost, OK Go and Syyn Labs. Producer: Shirley Moyers. The official video for the recorded version of "This Too Shall Pass" off the album "Of the Bl...

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史上最強的自我介紹

4月 17, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

xkcd: Matrix Revisited - xkcd: New Horizons我是個成熟男人但是我的長相顯年輕體形魁梧，給人一種大哥的感覺我事業成功，是個老闆走到哪裡都拎著筆記本我坐的車比林肯車還寬敞多年在北京大學的燻陶，成就了我的文化品位我閒遐時研究中國古代史，尤其是清史我也跟得上時代的潮流經常看美國電影特別是那種探討人生的社會倫理片喜歡揣摩電影人物的心理活動經常跟上流社會Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced ... BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey We did not invent the algorithm. The ......

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