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後來我再也不去了

5月 29, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

The leaked New York Times innovation report is one of the key documents of this media age » Nieman J[恍神] 後來我再也不去了大學時在飲料店打工，為了賺生活費，有時一天連站12小時都算小case那天下班後就到對面的ok買鮮乳～收銀妹：這樣一共55元我：(掏出105元給她，等著找我50)收銀妹：(拿著50元及發票 放到我手上)我：(雙手接住 半鞠躬)收您50元，謝謝光臨！！～(>▽▽▽The value of the homepage is decreasing. “Only a third of our readers ever visit it. And those who do visit are spending less time: page views and minutes spent per reader dropped by double-digit percentages last year.” The Times must do a better job enco...

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小龍女的真面目和楊過跳崖真相

5月 29, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

CHP Traffic小龍女的真面目和楊過跳崖真相  第一幕：逼上懸崖 我站在懸崖上，背著玄鐵劍，出離憤怒。 這事兒你們也都知道了——我姑姑她今天早上又從這裡跳下去了。原因是我嘟囔了一句她燒的飯不如我黃師母燒的好吃。她認為這叫喜新厭舊。我跟她講你沒有文化不會用成語就不要亂用，講起新舊來哪Click on Details for additional information. Screen will refresh in 60 seconds. Please forward Comments and Suggestions to cadpage@chp.ca.gov CHP Mobile Traffic...

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知己知彼

5月 29, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

ncadac.globalchange.gov | GlobalChange.gov某日，大寶氣沖沖的跑去找小寶… 大寶：「小寶，你說！你為什麼偷看我的日記？」 小寶：「咿？你怎麼知道我偷看你的日記啊？」 大寶：「廢話！因為你的日記上寫的啊！」上課已經好一會兒了，阿呆匆匆忙忙的跑進教室… 但是他卻又馬上站了起來，準備走出教室。 這時，老師開始大罵：「不要The U.S. Global Change Research Program has released the Third National Climate Assessment. ... Draft for Public Review of the National Climate Assessment Report Draft for Government Review of the National Climate Assessment Report...

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搖頭丸的故事

5月 29, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

MediaINFO搖頭丸的故事話說有一天，小明在班上挖鼻屎這時候小強經過了小強：『看！小明在挖鼻屎阿！！！』這時候小明緊張了，他怕大家知道他在挖鼻屎小明：『這不是鼻屎，這是搖頭丸！！！』小強：『你喇叭我！大家快來看他的搖頭丸喔！』然後小明就把那顆鼻屎彈到小強頭上於是小強就開始瘋狂搖頭……眾Giving life to digitized content. MediaINFO Digital Library is all in one software solution for easy viewing, browsing, searching, cataloging and sharing digitized Books, Manuscripts, Technical drawings and Art. Learn more...

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宿舍風雲

5月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

CDC - Arthritis Home Page - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention宿舍晚上十點後燈火管制,學生只能摸黑洗臉、刷牙Ａ進浴室後問:Ｂ室友在嗎:Ｂ:在啊！Ａ:洗面乳可否借我？Ｂ:請便？Ａ:泡沫很細,而且很清涼,這是那一牌子？Ｂ:高露潔一位放假中的空服員搭乘波音的飛機，準備到歐洲去渡假。 飛機當時經過暴風雨地帶，搖晃的非常厲害。 她的旁邊坐了一位男士緊Arthritis affects 52.5 million U.S. adults, more than 1 in 5. It is the nation’s most common cause of disability. Learn more about arthritis, the proven ways to ... Interventions Programs proven to improve quality of life for people with arthritis State P...

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小新笑話

5月 29, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Conner Report小新笑話小新笑話媽 ：「小新，你又開電視了」小新：「我又不是要看電視」媽 ：「那你在做什麼？」小新：「我在核對報紙上的電視節目表有沒有印錯」-----------------------------------------------------------------------------媽 ：Commission Appoints Conner Chairman For Second Consecutive Year From the Daily Commercial Commissioner Jimmy Conner was re-elected chairman of the County Commission Tuesday by his fellow board members. But the 3-2 vote was contentious. ......

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