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tear - definition of tear by The Free Dictionary中午...進餐時......同桌的一位學妹對正在用餐的博士班學長問「學長.你博幾?」博士班學長含糊的道「沒有阿.我正在吃飯怎麼會呢???」正當所有人都在納悶學長的回答時 只聽到他在一旁邊吃東西邊嘟嚷著說「吃飯時還能{勃 起} 我哪能那麼神阿」....語畢全場人皆笑翻tear 1 (târ) v. tore (tôr), torn (tôrn), tear·ing, tears v.tr. 1. a. To pull apart or into pieces by force; rend. b. To cause to be pulled apart unintentionally, as by accident: tore my pants on the barbed wire. c. To lacerate (the skin, for example). 2. ...
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