open home foundation

床上的草席

7月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Blender - Official Site有位患者到醫院求診。 醫師問：你哪邊不舒服？ 患者答：我昨晚做了個夢，夢見自己是頭牛在吃草。 醫師便說：你放心，這很正常。 每個人也會夢到，夢境和現實是不一樣的。 只見那位患者很緊張的說： 可是.....可是...... 我起床時Home of the open source 3D graphics and animation software. Official Blender downloads, galleries, conferences, tutorials, and links....

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國文老師的告白

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Linux Foundation - Official Site國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………=============================The Linux Foundation is a non-profit consortium dedicated to fostering the growth of Linux, and promoting standardization and technical collaboration of Open Source Linux...

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老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

OpenStack - Official Site老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老Open source software for creating private and public clouds. OpenStack software controls large pools of compute, storage, and networking resources throughout a datacenter, managed through a dashboard or via the OpenStack API. OpenStack works ......

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

7月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Open Knowledge - Official Site廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門Open Expertise We defined the field of open knowledge a decade ago. Since then, our expertise in technology, training, policy, and research has only grown. We offer professional and technical services to clients all over the world....

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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Open Society Foundations - Official Site一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Promotes the development and maintenance of open societies around the world through an array of activities dealing with educational, social, legal, and health care reform....

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別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Free Software Foundation - Official Site一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。The FSF is a charity with a worldwide mission to advance software freedom. ... Free software developers guarantee everyone equal rights to their programs; any user can study the source code, modify it, and share the program....

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