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終於對亂大便的狗做出報復了

1月 16, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Origin: Powered by EA | Origin Games最近在我家院子前面 總是會出現狗大便一次兩次也就算了 居然連續一個星期都在同一個位置出現昨天晚上回家的時候明明已經確認清乾淨了早上明明趕著要去上班了結果狗大便再度在我眼前出現 讓老子晚上回家還要打起精神處理禽獸的排泄物這種無限迴圈持續一星期 真的是不想讓人發怒也難網路上的避免狗大便的方法也都試過了 Don't have Origin? Origin is where you go to find the best that EA has to offer. The hottest games. Exclusive content. Early access. And more: Access your games from any Origin-powered machine Stay connected with your friends Enjoy special offers only for...

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[猜謎] 外國魔術家之死

1月 16, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Electronic Arts - Official Site有一天有位外國魔術師(電腦特效工程師)被發現陳屍在家中請問他是怎麼死的?             答:因為他請柯南來看他的表演Browse and buy Electronic Arts games, play free games, or watch trailers for EA games like Madden NFL, The Sims, Battlefield, Need For Speed and more! ... Prepare Your Agents To Battle Claim Your Place Among The Dragon Slayers Of Legend! Learn More ......

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讓你笑破肚皮的學生日記

1月 16, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Dragon Age: Origins - PC Game - EA Games看完這篇哭笑不得的笑話,心裡只有嘆惜跟無奈..2月30日 星期一 晴 今天一天都沒有出太陽，真不好，爸爸買回兩條金魚，養在水缸淹死一條，我很傷心。 老師評語：我也很傷心，我活了這麼大，2月還從來沒有遇上過一個30號呢！也從來沒有見過不出太陽的晴天，更沒見過會淹死的金魚。  １.題目：一邊&Travel throughout dozens of environments and fully immerse yourself in a shattered world that is on the brink of utter annihilation Tailor your Dragon Age: Origins experience from the very beginning. Choose from six different Origin Stories Decide how to ...

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[笑話] 郵差送信

1月 16, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Origin 商店 MyCard 付費教學 | EA 藝電幫這學期即將結束小華雖然很混但是準備期末考還是挺認真的考試結束後雖然成績不盡理想但是畢竟還是放假了 即使要被當了一屁股....就在這個空閒的周末小華決定在家附近的山上健行畢竟很久沒運動了這一天天氣晴朗藍天萬里無雲爬到半山腰時 路轉處 突然遇到一位滿頭大汗的郵差小華跟郵差打了招呼說聲辛苦了 郵差也停下來EA 藝電幫 - 遊戲主宰任你當！ ... 興高采烈想要買EA的遊戲，結果錯愕發現居然跟my card合作了。 想說好吧，為了收集模三我買了，結果花了六百元儲值系統說系統錯誤，再試一次卻又說序號已經使用過了無法儲值。...

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柯南又有驚人的發現了！？這回他要告訴你，髮型究竟有多重要～

1月 17, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

OriginGiveaways - 100% Free Origin EA GamesGet free games for Origin EA! OriginGiveaways.com is the best site for free Origin EA games. Now get your free game. ... I got very quickly Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Thanks so much, OriginGiveaways! You guys made my day! :)...

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宋少卿的笑話... 粉爆笑...出自他本人

1月 17, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Migrating Your EA Games from Steam or Retail to Origin – Techgage人生沒有你想的那麼長能快樂就盡量去快樂吧!一日 ....宋少卿喝完酒後 , 駕駛著他的賓士轎車在忠孝東路上.....好巧不巧的遇上酒後駕車臨檢勤務 , 宋少卿只好乖乖的下車 .............. 警察大人看著他，倒也彬彬有禮的說 :「宋先生 , 麻煩您對著我的機器吹一口氣 ....Unfortunately, not all EA titles in Steam will offer a CD key, but a lot do. In the event that a game doesn’t, I believe the prospect of registering that game at Origin is a lost cause. Also, some games might offer more than one key; either two codes that...

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