osx remote desktop server

停電就親熱一次

6月 4, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Gert Lombard's blog: Remote Desktop Connection for Mac OSX - cannot verify the identity of the compu有對情侶到郊外投宿，旅館的老板告訴他們請多包涵，因為電力不夠晚上經常會有停電的現象。 沒想到這對情侶不但不介意，反而認為很刺激，於是約定只要一停電，他們就親熱一次。果然到了晚上，每隔兩小時就停一次電。幾次下來，那位男士不得不拖著疲憊的身軀找旅館老板商量說：“老板，我願多會點錢，但請你幫個Close Remote Desktop Connection for Mac Go to: Finder -> Documents -> RDC Connections Move the Default.rdp file to Trash Open RDC again and connect to the server. When the Enter your credentials window pops up, the Domain field is populated with the DNS ....

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可怕的女中醫師

6月 4, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Enabling Remote Desktop VNC on OSX via Terminal Command Line | Ernies Flores Blog可怕的女中醫師一天，小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病，一進去，發現是個「女」醫師，心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說：「同學哪裡不舒服？？」小強：「..........」（小強也講不出所以然來，只覺得身體不舒服）於是乎叫小強手伸出來，開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣Prerequisites 1) User access with administrator’s rights on your remote OS X computer. 2) An Secure Shell (SSH) client on your local computer. On Windows, Puttyis a common and free version. Linux and MAC OS X, by default, come withSSH. 3) A VNC viewer ......

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大學教授

6月 4, 2013

何新冬

kuso

osx - How to print screen in Remote Desktop Client (RDS) on Mac OS X? - Super User話說大學教授,總是有些很不一樣的,我們這位老師也真夠絕的了!我從大一入學就聽過他的名聲,聽說他不當人,不過會要求你做一件事.聽說這位老師在期末考時,會要求同學在考卷上寫上電話號碼.留電話號碼?沒錯!因為他要在期末考後,打電話去問候這學期會被當的同學.據說電話內容是(這是有接過他電話的學長跟我說的)&I'm using version 2.1.0 of Remote Desktop Client on my MacBook Pro with Mac OS X Snow Leopard (version 10.6). How do I use the fn or cmd call to simulate a print screen on ......

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打魔獸

6月 11, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Download Microsoft Remote Desktop Connection Client for Mac 2.1.1 from Official Microsoft Download C今天在網咖玩魔獸，不遠處有兩個非主流在玩勁5，辟里啪啦的按鍵盤！我很不爽！ 於是，我也開始按鍵盤！我使勁的按！用力的按！按得比他們還快！比他們還響！ 他們不禁看了過來，我故意輕蔑地瞥了他們一眼！他們變了臉色，狠狠瞪了我一眼！我馬上回瞪過去！ 那兩人對視一眼也開始擊打鍵盤！聲響又超Remote Desktop Connection Client for Mac 2.1.1 lets you connect from your Macintosh computer to a Windows-based computer and then work with applications and files on the ......

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免開刀 免住院可讓生殖器變大....

6月 11, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Remote Desktop Printing – TSPrint – Terminal Works這是之前真實事件的一個 "詐騙案"台中縣一名吳姓男子看到報紙廣告，聲稱免開刀、免住院可讓生殖器「變大」，便匯款購買，結果貨到拆封竟是個xxx，他認為自己受騙，一狀告到縣府消費者服務中心，透過協調依消保法買賣未達七天可解除契約，才得以退貨還錢。縣府消保官黃xx說，這名吳姓男子日前至縣府消費者服務中心申TSPrint is an affordable remote desktop printing software that enables you to print to your local printer from a terminal server. Free trial is available! ... TSPrint provides you with a simple remote desktop printing software, as well as additional tools...

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五香乖乖

6月 4, 2013

何憶青

kuso

SSH OSX Remote Shutdown Turn Off Restart Reboot Other Computer View IP Addresses On Your Network - Y五香乖乖小明的媽媽要她去雜貨店買五香乖乖，>當小明去了很久都還不回來，>媽媽決定自個兒去看看到底是怎麼回事....>結果看到小明就站在雜貨店的門口傻傻地等，>媽媽不高興地問他：『我要你買五香乖乖，你在搞什麼呀？』>小明一臉無辜地說：『老闆說他只有三箱乖乖，>所以要我在這裡等，他去別地方調貨！』>媽媽How to shut down other computers on your network. how to remotely shutdown a computer remotely shutdown computer remote shutdown computer shutdown remote computer shutdown computer remote computer shutdown shutdown computer remotely how to shutdown remote...

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