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最有「把柄」的偷情

4月 22, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

OTA Trap and Skeet - El Reno最有「把柄」的偷情 2個女人在郊外喝酒，一直喝到天濛濛亮。 回來的路上，她們內急難忍，於是硬著頭皮走進路邊的一片墓地。 因為沒帶手紙，第1個女人便脫下內褲擦了擦，並扔掉了內褲。 第2個女人發現旁邊有個花圈，便撕下輓聯擦了擦。 兩個女人回家後沒多久，他OTSA Shooting Park - Trap and Skeet shooting open to the public. ... The OTSA Shooting Park strives to provide a safe and friendly atmosphere for shotgun enthusiasts of all ages. Our first priority is safety, so we encourage all visitors to read and follo...

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神燈要摩擦它

4月 22, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Pho Saigon Noodle House - Vietnamese Restaurant in Milpitas, CA有一位老農夫生了三個兄弟因為老農夫太老老死了就把他的玉米田分給了三個兄弟但因為從小沒讀過什麼書並不懂的耕種所以玉米田日漸荒廢有一天三兄弟在稻田間撿到一枚神燈老三就說:(小時候有看過，撿到神燈要摩擦它，就會有精靈跑出來，他還會給我們三個願望。)話還沒說完老大就趕緊摩擦神燈真的還有精靈跑出來精靈也真的給Photos See all 117 photos... or #91 grilled pork, egg rolls, and vermicelli Open late, good pho, fast service! So much cleaner than pho mai. Number 25 is my favorite. Reviews: 9 12/6/2014 by Ryan Ota Solid Pho, open late 8/12/2014 by Erica Ota Open late, ...

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五十歲生日

4月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

[OTA]有位仁兄歡度五十歲生日.他洗澡時, 看著自己身體, 覺得很滿意.便對著自己的左右手說:[手啊手,五十歲生日快樂!]而後對自己的左右腳說:[腳啊腳, 五十歲生日快樂!]最後, 看著自己的那根玩意, 嘆氣:[你如果還活著的話, 應該有五十歲了吧?]這是前天發生在我朋友身上的真實故事:他一出門.就踩到了狗ID Title Author Date Language Availability Genre 3359 The man of ten thousand: a comedy. As it is acted at the Theatre-Royal, Drury-Lane. The second edition. By Thomas Holcroft. Holcroft, Thomas, 1745-1809. 1796. English CC BY-SA 4017 A letter from the Ri...

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紅酒和白酒

4月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Packers OTA/minicamp dates announced - Milwaukee and Wisconsin News, Sports, Weather, Business, Opin一男娶二女過去有一對夫妻結婚30年，有一天，老公溫柔地對老婆說：「老婆啊！妳嫁給我已30年了，這幾十年來，妳一直為家庭奉獻，相當辛苦，我準備下週幫妳升官做為犒賞！」老婆開心的說：「你要升我什麼官？」老公說：「我下週要娶小老婆，所以，下週起妳就升為大老婆。」到了娶小老婆那天，大老婆就詢問老公：「你娶了Green Bay — The Green Bay Packers announced Monday which organized team activity (OTA) and minicamp practices would be open to the media and public. They are as follows... OTA's: Thursday May 28, Tuesday June 2, Wednesday June 10 (all at 11:30 a.m., Clark...

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微積分課

4月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

TiVo Roamio OTA and Tablo: Cut the Cable TV, but Keep the DVR - WSJ上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回Cutting out cable often means losing the trusty digital video recorder. But some new hardware will still let you record live sitcoms, news and trashy reality shows. ... You Can Cut the Cable TV, but Still Keep the DVR TiVo Roamio OTA and Tablo Let You Rec...

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卡拉OK

4月 22, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Scientific Racism - WSJ - The Wall Street Journal & Breaking News, Business, Financial a我有一哥兒們喝醉了，硬拉我們去卡拉OK，還說誰不去就跟誰吵，我們沒辦法把他扶上車，往他家直奔了去，騙他說是去卡拉OK，到了他家，他老婆開的門.......... 他一把抱住他老婆還笑嘻嘻的對我們說：這小姐挺漂亮的，有點像我老婆！他老婆臉色頓時就變了，只是看我們在沒有發作，就回睡房了那老兄招呼我們到客Fergus M. Bordewich reviews “Spectacle: The Astonishing Life of Ota Benga” by Pamela Newkirk. ... This copy is for your personal, non-commercial use only. To order presentation-ready copies for distribution to your colleagues, clients or customers visit h...

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