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Stitch Fix | An Online Personal Styling Service for Women一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆,除了駕車的那個外,其他的3個都臉色蒼白的在發抖。駕車的老太婆緊張的:偶. . 偶沒有超速啊 . . . 警察:妳沒超速,可是開得太慢了。老太婆:但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速"20"嘛。 警察:那是指20號公路,不是Get your own personal stylist. Hand-selected women’s fashion shipped free, straight to your door. Try on at home risk-free. ... How Our Fix Service Works Create Your Style Profile. Get Five Hand-picked Items. Keep What You Like. Send Back the Rest. Online...

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10 Things I Want My Daughter to Know About Working Out | wellfesto一對姓孫的夫妻,老來得子, 作丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰, 激動的熱淚盈眶。 老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒, 一臉驕傲的對他說:「孩子,我要你將來比國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍!」 於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個很響亮的名字,&nbMid-way through a recent group exercise class, the teacher lost me. She didn’t lose me because of some complicated step sequence or insanely long set of burpees; I mentally checked out because of a few words she kept saying over and over. “Come on! Get .....

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Woody Allen Speaks Out - NYTimes.com - The New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia小王走在路上,看到一隻青蛙,忽然青蛙開口說:先生,請吻我,我會變成公主,我會給你一個熱吻。小王停下來,把青蛙撿起來放入口袋,然後繼續走。青蛙又說:請快吻我,我願意跟你在一起一天,隨便你要做甚麼都可以。小王把青蛙由口袋拿出來,看了一下,笑一笑,又放回口袋繼續走。過一會,青蛙又說:好了,好了,我願意跟你I pause here for a quick word on the Ronan situation. Is he my son or, as Mia suggests, Frank Sinatra’s? Granted, he looks a lot like Frank with the blue eyes and facial features, but if so what does this say? That all during the custody hearing Mia lied ...

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jeftoon01 (Jeffrey Thomas) on deviantART發現一家賣蛋塔的店每一種看起都十分美味可口,想買個來試試我問店員 : 請問這是單賣的嗎?店員 :不,這是日本的。7、有一天,一家失火了,爸爸媽媽都逃出來了,只剩下一個兒子還在裡面。媽媽很緊張的在屋外大喊:「 兒子.....你在干嗎 ......都失火了還不出來 ......」兒子回答 :「我在穿襪子Hello, I am not sure if you are aware that I uploaded your works - I found them from FunnyJunk and have not seen them in here. Please let me know if you wish to allow me to continue displaying those pictures (Twisted Princesses series) in my gallery, or i...

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out here on my own irene - 相關部落格別碰另外兩條大聖和小星在電線桿上下二頭修電路。 大聖在上頭喊道:「小星,抓住下面四條電線的兩條。」小星問:「是哪兩條?」「隨便兩條好了,」大聖說道:「你抓好了嗎?」 「抓好了。」「有沒有覺得什麼不對勁?」「沒有啊,有什麼不對勁?」 「好極了,那千萬別碰到另外兩條,那上面...

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Kandeeland某日一位小姐去買肉圓。 小姐:老闆,我要兩個小的帶走!由於生意好,過了一會兒,老闆怕忙中有錯,在下鍋前於是問:「小姐,你那兩粒是小的嗎?」該小姐臉一紅,恨恨地回了一句:老闆,你那兩粒才是小的!And last but not least, because Jordan wouln't let me show you his outfit...my little man, Blake's kindergarden duds... SHIRT: Yeah, fancy bow tie action: OLD NAVY Teal skinny jeans: Target HOODIE: Hoodie Buddy- yes, it has built in headphones so he can p...

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