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一對情侶

4月 25, 2013

林若綠

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OxfordDictionaries.com - Official Site一對情侶在公園裡大聲爭吵，女的罵男的說：「像你這麼渾蛋的男人，只有母狗才會喜歡你。」 男的很生氣的回答道：「你居然敢這樣罵我，太過分了，我們分手。 反正我爺爺昨天剛過戶一萬張台積電的股票給我這個長孫， 我有這麼多錢，難道還會擔心找不到女朋友嗎？」 男的說完後轉身就走。結果走不到幾步後，突然背後傳來幾Free online english dictionary from Oxford Dictionaries. Translate from English to Spanish, French, Italian, and German with bilingual dictionaries. ... Questions about language Why is the alphabet arranged the way it is? How many words are there in the E...

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拿著牙刷

4月 25, 2013

何憶青

kuso

28 August 2013: Oxford Dictionaries Online quarterly update: new words added to oxforddictionaries.c爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。28 August 2013, Oxford, UK Today Oxford University Press announces the latest quarterly update to Oxford Dictionaries Online (ODO), its free online dictionary of current English. If buzzworthy vocabulary makes you squee, set aside some me time to explore ...

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你孫兒從窗戶掉下來了

4月 25, 2013

連元柳

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Grammar and usage - Oxford Dictionaries二樓窗戶飛下來一只用過的保險套，剛好落到一位行人的頭上。  這人感到即噁心又惱火，於是走到這棟房子的大門口，使勁敲打大門，一個老頭開了門，問他為什麼這麼勁敲敲門?這人質問道： “誰住在二樓？”  老頭回答：“這和你有什?關係？上面住的是我女兒和Grammar and usage - Language reference content from Oxford. Help with language usage, grammar questions, punctuation, spelling, and language learning. ... Explore the links below to find clear and straightforward guidance that will help you improve your ....

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說對了話

4月 24, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Oxford English Dictionary - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia說對了話    趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就By the time the new supplement was completed, it was clear that the full text of the dictionary would now need to be computerized. Achieving this would require retyping it once, but thereafter it would always be accessible for computer searching – as well...

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機智與反應

4月 24, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Home : Oxford English Dictionary一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&Oxford University Press's dictionary described with ordering information....

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老來離婚.

4月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

Buzzworthy words added to Oxford Dictionaries Online – squee! | OxfordWords blog老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我Buzzworthy words added to Oxford Dictionaries Online – squee! We’ve just added some srsly buzzworthy words to our online dictionary – squee! With influences ranging from technology to fashion, there is something for everyone in the update. If you are some...

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