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好消息和壞消息

9月 11, 2013

小安

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P.U.L.S.E - Magazin za umetnost i kulturu話說evil知道自己得了癌症時日不多,便跑去讓醫生檢查,> >>> >>隔天醫生通知他說"我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你"> >>> >>evil:好消息是....?> >>> >>醫生:你還有兩天可活> >>> >>evil:那壞消息是...?> >>> >>醫生:我昨天忘記通知你婦產科醫院的Crnjanski u lavirintu Megalopolisa „Crnjanski, Megalopolis“ je proširena doktorska disertacija Slobodana Vladušića, koja se bavi odnosom Miloša Crnjanskog prema nastajućem fenomenu urbanog diskursa. Autor analizira poetske slike većih gradova u kojima je…...

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毒牙利舌

9月 11, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Hair - I Got Life - YouTube阿桃和阿國是辦公室裡的一對寶，常常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就「吐槽」 對方。  某日，阿桃請阿國順路載她一程，好說歹說，阿國還是答應了。  到了停放機車的地方，阿桃看到阿國的機車又破又爛，忍不住又丟出一 句：「拜託！這麼破又爛的機車幹嘛還要上鎖！」  阿國瞪大眼睛看著阿桃輕蔑I got life, mother I got laughs, sister I got freedom, brother I got good times, man I got crazy ways, daughter I got million-dollar charm, cousin I got headaches and toothaches And bad times too Like you I got my hair I got my head I got my brains I got ...

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爆笑惡搞讓你懷疑自己的眼睛

10月 2, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Etsy I.P.O. Tests Pledge to Balance Social Mission and Profit - The New York TimesAs a public company, Etsy is expected to face scrutiny from investors on how much it prioritizes its noble pursuits over its bottom line. ... The movement itself grew out of a basketball apparel start-up that Mr. Gilbert helped found in the early 1990s, m...

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讓人笑瘋的另類搞笑圖

10月 2, 2013

郭靖萍

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命裡有時終須有，命裡無時莫強求 | 算命-博士命理富貴自是福來投，利名還有利名憂； 命裡有時終須有，命裡無時莫強求。 ... 金瓶梅詞話十四回： 富貴自是福來投，利名還有利名憂； 命裡有時終須有，命裡無時莫強求。 個人非常喜歡金瓶梅的這首短詩。...

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笑疼肚子的瘋狂瞬間

10月 2, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Amazon.com: PNY Elite Performance 64 GB High Speed SDXC Class 10 UHS-I, U3 up to 95 MB/Sec Flash CarWhere fast just got faster. PNY Elite Performance SDXC Flash Memory: PNY's new line of Elite Performance SDXC flash memory cards are the perfect solution for photographers and videographers utilizing advanced DSLR cameras, and 3D/HD camcorders. They are o...

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夜床上的對白偷錄

10月 2, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Strange Bedfellows — Politics News - News about Seattle and King County government as well as nation女：為什麼要同居？  男：親愛的，這樣不好嗎？  女：既然同居了，為什麼還不結婚？只要辦個手續就行了。  男：既然同居了，為什麼還要結婚？多一道手續幹嗎？！  女：結婚保險，還有證書——   男：但愛情還需要保險嗎？On this historic day, with this #SCOTUS decision, every American can now marry the person they love. pic.twitter.com/4UWnruHrs6 — Ed Murray (@MayorEdMurray) June 26, 2015 The U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling that same-sex marriage is legal in all 50 states ......

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