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哪個老婆比較厲害

5月 30, 2013

王映夏

kuso

PAH! - A crazy voice-controlled game for iPhone and Android - By Labgoo哪個老婆比較厲害老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。老婆一夜未睡。第二天，老婆上午到美髮店做個離子燙，下午做面膜，PAH! is like no other game you’ve seen before! Launch the game and never touch your phone again - just shout your lungs out and blast those damn asteroids. ... More laughs here... They're saying: It's ridiculous. You MUST try it! "In all seriousness, no a...

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來給我買單

5月 30, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

PAH - definition of PAH by The Free Dictionary今天是週末，我們高中同學要在天安酒店搞一次同學聚會。自從畢業後，好多同學都混得有模有樣，我卻默默無聞，在一家工廠當製圖員，每月和丈夫一起靠著不多的收入共同撐著這個家。我本不打算去，可禁不起同學們的一片盛情，只好答應。丈夫正在幫兒子復習功課，兒子就要上初中了，為了上一所好中學，這段時間丈夫沒少操心，東Disclaimer All content on this website, including dictionary, thesaurus, literature, geography, and other reference data is for informational purposes only. This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in ...

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可怕的微軟新注音，可以讓人變成變態的利器！

5月 30, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Prestigio MultiCenter streaming box says pah to Chromecast, use full Android instead - Pocket-lint『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問 『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作』我答 『妳..妳..是說教鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑 『對阿...』我說 『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問 『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』我回答 『對Even though its MultiCenter products were soft-released last month, European kit manufacturer Prestigio has responded to the launch of the Google Chromecast to remind people there are beefier products also available. And its own rivals run on Android 4.2 ...

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坐牢的原因

5月 30, 2013

張千梅

kuso

chutzpah - definition of chutzpah by The Free Dictionary有一天，牢裡來了一個新的犯人，舊的問新的：「哎，你犯了什麼罪啊？」「哦，沒什麼，我只不過在一個禁止釣魚的地方炸魚，後來水面上就浮上來幾條魚。」舊的說：「這樣就坐牢了？」新的說：「我還沒說完呢，跟著浮上來還有6個潛水員。」chutz·pah also hutz·pah (KHo ot′spə, ho ot′-) n. Utter nerve; effrontery: "has the chutzpah to claim a lock on God and morality" (New York Times). [Yiddish khutspe, from Mishnaic Hebrew ḥuṣpâ, from ḥāṣap, to be insolent; see ḥṣp in Semitic roots.]...

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全美黃色笑話排行前八名

5月 30, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Internet of Things? Pah! Biz bods, you're wasting your money • The Register全美黃色笑話排行前八名（色而不淫，絕對精彩）第八名:有個男人在飯店大廳, 想過去問服務生一個問題,當他轉身往櫃檯方向走去時,不小心撞到了身旁的一個女士, 而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部. 那位男士轉過身去說:女士,如果你的心跟你的胸部一樣軟的話,你一定會原諒我的」那女士答道:「如果你那話兒跟你的手肘一樣硬China's STILL holding up the full WD-HGST integration. Why? Mobile operators could be pissing away $46bn in their excitement over the Internet of Things and wearables. So says Syniverse, the company which forms the glue between mobile networks handling lo...

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另類主管

5月 30, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Pronunciation of guy de maupassant - how to pronounce guy de maupassant correctly.老闆：「剛上任的王組長，表現如何啊？」  職員：「自從王組長到這個部門上班，組員們上班打瞌睡的現象已經大大的改善了。 」 老闆：「他是怎麼做到的？ 」 職員：「因為他的鼾聲吵得別人無法入睡。」小明是個懶惰的小孩，常常找 藉口不想去上學。 某日，小明 對爸爸說：「我今天可不可以留在家裡？我覺A free online Talking English Pronunciation Dictionary - simply mouseover/tap your entry to hear it pronounced. American and British spellings, with alternative pronunciations. Sounds are fast, clear and completely natural, pre-recorded by native speakers...

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