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日本是個服務態度非常好的國家...

1月 29, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Hannah Montana- Every Part Of Me Full (Lyrics) - YouTube從日本人朋友口中剛剛聽到的真實發生事情，直接翻成中文讓大家笑一下。前情提要:日本的銀行業都非常的有禮貌，在你抽完號碼牌後叫到你時，在辦手續期間會先請你先到沙發稍做等候。等到行員準備好後，會再叫你去拿。就在11月2日星期五的近中午時刻，有男子持菜刀到福岡銀行赤間支店搶劫。當他拿著刀子靠近櫃台時，女行員Instagram: http://instagram.com/samdlev Twitter: https://twitter.com/samxnicola Tumblr: http://s4mmie.tumblr.com -----­----- Soz, the audio got removed on some of my videos. Copyright is a bitch....

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令人傻眼的外叫便當

1月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Every Part of Me//Miley Cyrus (lyrics and download link!) - YouTube朋友在服飾店上班剛跟鄰店一起訂便當結果便當送來了她打開整個傻眼           Keep your hateful comments to yourself. I love Miley, and I love her songs. If you don't, that's cool, but please do not say you hate her. Hate is a strong word, and I don't tolerate comments like that on my video. If you don't have anything nice to say, ...

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稱讚女友化妝漂亮後她生氣了--解套辦法

1月 28, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Jim Bottorff's Banjo Page轉自PTT 當一個巧言令色的人女友：「所以你的意思就是我不化妝很醜囉!」男友：「怎麼可能？拜託～小乖乖，如果平常的你是99分，那化了妝的你根本就是199分呀！」女友：「那...還有一分哪裡去了？」男友：「那一分是你施捨，分給全天下女人的呀，你忘了嗎？」女友：「^_^」可喜可賀可喜可賀 當一個逆向操作Click below on "Song Name" to listen or "Chords" to see a Chord Chart) A ABA DABA HONEYMOON - Verse in Am, Chorus in C - Chords & Lyrics ABILEEN - Key of G with Bridge - Chords & Lyrics AFTER THE BALL - Key of Bb, 3/4 time with Verse - Chords & Lyrics...

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[無言] 千萬別叫女友幫你點餐

1月 28, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Friends Of Distinction ~ " Love Or Let Me Be Lonely " W/ Lyrics " ~ 1970•*¨*♫♥♫ - Video Dailymotion話說肚子好點之後(不再拉肚子了)，女友提議天冷吃個火鍋吧於是我們去吃三媽臭臭鍋，我心裡想點個青菜豆腐鍋好了因為那也是蠻清淡的東西，載著女友帶著愉快的心情出發到了目的地後，女友很貼心叫我先坐好，畢竟我的肚子才剛好女友問了我要點甚麼我：「那我吃青菜豆腐鍋好了，千萬不要點泡菜鍋，那也有點辣」女友：「恩，我Enjoy¸¸.•*¨* …Peace..”Keep It Real “ Love or let me be lonely Part time love I can find any day So don't defy mother nature's way please Make it mine, a love for to stay I could live without love if I wanted to In this lonely room But I don't want to so I...

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恩愛的小情侶

1月 28, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me - Hymnary.org有兩個人，當然是一男一女...認識之後，瞬間就認為彼此是自己的將來，很快的就墜入了愛河...兩天後... 在高雄被打撈起來了.......Authoritative information about Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me, with lyrics, audio recordings, MIDI files, printable scores, and products for worship planners. ... There is a legend that Augustus Toplady was inspired to write this hymn after finding shelter f...

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[笑話] 老婆的禮物..

1月 28, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

BREATHE ME LYRICS - SIA三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」「答對了！我買給我老婆一台相"Breathe Me" Lyrics by Sia: Help, I have done it again I have been here many times before Hurt myself again today And, the worst part... ... Help, I have done it again I have been here many times before Hurt myself again today And, the worst part is there...

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