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動物園

4月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

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2 GUNS Movie : Meet DEB (Paula Patton) - YouTube有一天~ 一對夫妻到動物園 他們看到一個地方人很多走過去發現大家都在看『狒狒』 老婆大聲的說:真奇怪 怎麼越醜的動物越多人看 老公說: 噓~ 小聲一點大家都在看你2 GUNS Movie : 'Meet DEB' Featurette Join us on Facebook http://FB.com/FreshMovieTrailers Don't miss Trailer here : http://youtu.be/FYwFYARtKJI 2 GUNS Movie Featurette. Meet Bobby's girlfriend "Deb" (Paula Patton) © Universal Pictures Subscribe now 2 catc...

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愛講電話

4月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Paula Patton Twerks On Al Roker Defending Robin Thicke Over Miley Cyrus - YouTube男人有位老婆實在很喜歡講電話不論是對方打來還是自己打趣 每次都要扯上三個小時才肯罷休男人也經常為昂貴的電話費以及吵雜的聊天聲困擾 有一天 老婆又一如往常地接起正響著的電話 男人心想 這下可好了 又得吵上半天了 男人便仔細的盯著自己的手表 想要知道這次花多久時間才能安寧 男人因為太專注的盯著表 完全沒Paula Patton twerks with Al Roker on The Today Show as she defends husband Robin Thicke over the Miley Cyrus MTV Video Music Awards 2013 scandal. Subscribe! http://bit.ly/10cQZ5j Starring Chloe Melas Starring William Earl http://hollywoodlife.com :: CONTA...

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喝醉了

4月 17, 2013

郭憶香

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Paula Patton Net Worth | Celebrity Net Worth        有個傢伙喝個爛醉後開車回家，途中被一台警車攔下警察要測他酒精，他卻吐了警察一身。 隨後路旁發生了車禍，這個警察就跑去處理，要他乖乖站在原地。 他想：「我幹嘛要聽你的。」就開車回去了 第二天中午，那個警察跑過來找他說：「先生，昨天你酒醉駕駛。」 Paula Patton net worth: Paula Patton is an American actress who has a net worth of $3 million dollars. Born in Los Angeles, California, Paula Patton ... Paula Patton net worth and salary: Paula Patton is an American actress who has a net worth of $3 milli...

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眼睛受傷了

4月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Why Matthew Perry is doing CBS' 'The Odd Couple' | EW.com有一天，小花遇到小明，發現小明2隻眼睛受傷了，小花問小明原因，小明說:「我在路上看到一個女生的裙子飛起來，就幫她拉下，結果被打。」小花問:「那另外一隻眼睛呢?」小明說:「我以為她不喜歡，所以我又幫她拉起來，結果被揍另一拳。」小花:「......」。'Last Man on Earth' guys on inspirations TV's all-time most devious schemers 20 great hard-knock life stories 20 TV series that nailed it with their very first scenes 'Empire': New EW cast portraits and behind-the-scenes photos Paula Patton, Scott Eastwoo...

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噴火龍和水劍龜

4月 17, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Judge Orders 'Blurred Lines' Song Theft Lawsuit Will Go to Trial - NBC News噴火龍和水劍龜再決鬥，噴火龍用噴射火焰水劍龜用水槍 請問碰撞一起會變甚麼?答案就是 水蒸氣Singer-songwriters Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams have lost the first round in their battle with Marvin Gaye’s family over whether their 2013 hit "Blurred Lines" infringed on Gaye’s 1977 song "Got to Give It up." U.S. District Court Judge John Kronsta...

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外國人買電影票

4月 17, 2013

蔡涵天

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Bleacher Report | Sports. Highlights. News. Now.一個外國人在買電影票時排在一個國中生後面， 售票小姐因為不會說英文， 就請站在前面的國中生告訴後面的外國人說： 「現在只剩站票, 看他要不要買。」 國中生就對外國人說， 「No seat, you see no see? if see, stand see.」 （沒位子了，你看不看？如果要看，站著看Sports journalists and bloggers covering NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, MMA, college football and basketball, NASCAR, fantasy sports and more. News, photos, mock drafts, game scores, player profiles and more! ... Headlines NFL to Reinstate Peterson on Friday Jameis ...

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