peel off base coat

人要擅於隱藏弱點

6月 13, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Big Peel Off Base Coat™ | Sally Hansen話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個A fast, convenient base coat makes it easy to remove glitters and other special effect polishes in a single step. Just paint on the base coat, apply polish as usual and enjoy the manicure. When it’s time for a new look, simply peel off the polish in one f...

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和尚看A片

6月 13, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Glue as a peel-off base coat and for nail art cleanup隨著改革開放,和尚們的生活是一日千裡,過上了很小康的生活.俗話說飽暖思淫欲,不假.話說一廟的主持在閑暇之餘愛看碟子,看的看的就情不自禁,看起了A片.但是他很注意影響的,總是選擇在夜深人靜的時候.但是不巧,某天被小和尚發現了.第二天晚上,他就把小和尚叫進房裡.邀請他一起觀看,企圖以堵其嘴.他邊看便教育I used white Elmer's glue for my own DIY peel off basecoat for glitter polish! ... That sticker is so cute! I’ve used glue as a base coat before, but I haven’t heard of using it to protect the fingers. I’ll definitely have to give that a try next time I d...

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軍中笑話

6月 13, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

DIY: Make Your Own Peel Off Base Coat | The Nailasaurus | UK Nail Art Blog某新兵常常請假，請到最後找不到理由，便在單子上寫「我媽分娩」班長大怒：「你媽分娩是你爸的事！你回去幹什麼？」新兵：「喔！我爸爸早車禍死了！我可憐的媽媽已經守寡七年了…。」大兵：班長！我妹妹結婚！我明天要回去參加婚禮！班長：明天再來第二天班長：１４６７１！！我昨天打電話回你家！你媽說你妹I often get asked how I remove glitter polish and the answer isn't really in the removal - it's all in the application. Find out how to make your own peel off base coat....

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給上帝的信

6月 13, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Amazon.com : OPI Glitter off Peel-Able Base Coat, 0.5 Ounce : Nail Polish : Beauty阿強在經濟拮据的時候寫了封信向上帝求救，希望祂能惠賜他1000元以渡過難關。郵差看到這封信後覺得阿強很可憐，便自掏腰包寄了500元給他。過沒多久，郵差又收到阿強要寄給上帝的信。郵差打開來一看，只見他寫道：「親愛的上帝，謝謝?幫我渡過難關。我並不是想抱怨，但請下次送錢來時別再透過郵差了，他們抽的佣金實A new, peel-able base coat that allows for the quick and easy removal of nail lacquer when applied beneath any glitter or dark nail color. Product Details Product Dimensions: 2.8 x 0.1 x 6.1 inches ; 0.5 ounces Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces ( View shipping ...

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電線桿上有兩個人

6月 13, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Wacky Laki: Tutorial: Peel Off Base Coat在一個偏僻的村莊，一條羊腸小道上有一根筆直的電線桿，說也奇怪，常常有人在那出事。不久一對年輕男女不小心騎車撞倒，當場斃命。一天晚上，5歲的小志和他媽媽在回家路上經過那兒，小志突然“媽媽，電線桿上有兩個人。”媽媽牽著他的手快速走開說：“小孩子不要亂說”但Instructions: Transfer some craft glue to an empty nail polish bottle and apply to clean bare nails as a base coat Allow the glue to completely dry. It will turn clear (slightly matte) and be non-sticky to the touch Apply any polish and topcoat as you nor...

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有資歷與學歷的人當官員

6月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

How to: Make Your Own DIY Peel Off Base Coat (Failure & Success) - YouTube在台灣 ... 有資歷與學歷的人當官員，有財力與火力的人當議員。 不怕死但最後一定會死的人當小弟，很怕死但最後絕不會死的人當大哥。 說謊不打草稿的當大官，說謊必須看稿的當小官，看稿還說不出謊的沒官當。 女生長得好看什麼都會的當明星，女生長得好看什麼都不會的當脫Well, for anyone who think I never make a misstep, let this video serve as proof that is SO not the case! I couldn't even talk straight LOL, towards the end I kept referring to the information box when I meant in the comments ... *sigh* oh well I hope you...

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