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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Pen spinning - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在Pen spinning (also known as pen twirling, pen mawashi and pen tricks) is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with one's hands. Although it is often considered a form of self-entertainment (usually in a...

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別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

InterPals Penpals - Make friends online and find free pen pals from around the world!一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。Make friends online and find free pen pals from around the world on the most popular penpal site. Learn a language, make new friends, share photos and join our global community ......

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台灣生育率降低的元兇

7月 22, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

The PEN Story - YouTube想要整人…去當小學老師好像是條不錯的路台灣生育率降低的元兇竟是……家庭聯絡簿爸媽難為....害死爸媽ㄉ元兇 ~~~~竟是聯絡簿 （要看看!）有時候家長的作業比小孩還多呢 !!公司5:30下班到家已經 6點多了,忙晚餐,忙打掃,洗碗,洗澡.....有空坐下來已This is the PEN Story in stop motion. We shot 60.000 pictures, developed 9.600 prints and shot over 1.800 pictures again. No post production! Thanks to all the stop motion artists who inspired us. We hope you enjoy :-) Some of the comments we have read he...

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停電就親熱一次

7月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

Jean-Marie Le Pen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有對情侶到郊外投宿，旅館的老板告訴他們請多包涵，因為電力不夠晚上經常會有停電的現象。 沒想到這對情侶不但不介意，反而認為很刺激，於是約定只要一停電，他們就親熱一次。果然到了晚上，每隔兩小時就停一次電。幾次下來，那位男士不得不拖著疲憊的身軀找旅館老板商量說：“老板，我願多會點錢，但請你幫個Jean-Marie Le Pen (French pronunciation: [ʒɑ̃ ma.ʁi lə.pɛn]; born 20 June 1928) is a French politician who led the National Front party from its foundation in 1972 until 2011. His longevity in politics and his five attempts to become president of France h...

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可怕的女中醫師

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Olympus - Europe - Digital Camera / SLR Cameras / PEN Cameras / Endoscope / Microscope / Medical / I可怕的女中醫師一天，小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病，一進去，發現是個「女」醫師，心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說：「同學哪裡不舒服？？」小強：「..........」（小強也講不出所以然來，只覺得身體不舒服）於是乎叫小強手伸出來，開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣The brand new OM-D E-M10 1442EZ kit with the M.ZUIKO DIGITAL 14-42mm 1:3.5-5.6 EZ the world’s slimmest standard zoom lens is our latest and smallest arrival to the OM-D family. Featuring a robust metal body for timeless good looks, it’s packed with ......

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大學教授

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

ePals話說大學教授,總是有些很不一樣的,我們這位老師也真夠絕的了!我從大一入學就聽過他的名聲,聽說他不當人,不過會要求你做一件事.聽說這位老師在期末考時,會要求同學在考卷上寫上電話號碼.留電話號碼?沒錯!因為他要在期末考後,打電話去問候這學期會被當的同學.據說電話內容是(這是有接過他電話的學長跟我說的)&The online web-based ePals product offers both community and virtual classroom for global collaboration. K-12 students and educators come to ePals.com because that is where ......

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