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會說話的狗

4月 9, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

PHP: date - Manual - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor          家庭有個家庭，家中的成員都非常非常的懶惰，每當要做家事時， 爸爸推給媽媽，媽媽推給哥哥，哥哥推給妹妹，妹妹推給狗狗阿福。 一天客人來訪看到阿福兩腳站在椅上，手中拿著抹布，正在吃力的擦著桌子， 客人驚呼this how you make an HTML5 tag correctly in the "datetime" attribute you should put a machine-readable value which represent time , the best value is a full time/date with ISO ......

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不要告訴我你看到什麼

4月 9, 2013

連元柳

kuso

PAPERMAG: Introducing Our Winter Cover Star: Kim Kardashian某天晚上，學長騎摩扥車載學妹回家，會經過一大片墳場， 學長警告學妹說：「等一下不管看到什麼，都別告訴我！」 就在經過墓地的時候，學妹大叫了一聲，並一直拉學長的衣服說：「學..學..學長..」 學長叫道：「你閉嘴，不要亂說話，我什麼都不要聽！」 學妹說：「可是…」 學長：「不要告訴我你看For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West. A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, K...

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某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

PHP: PHP Conferences around the world - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱，妻子指了指身旁睡著的孩子說：“孩子醒著呢。” 丈夫說：“這?長時間了，肯定睡著了，不信我來試試。” 他拿了個五分硬幣放到孩子半張開的手中想看孩子有沒有反應。 只聽到孩子大?不悅的聲音：“五分錢就想辦這?大的事情？For those who like to do more than just code, we're pleased to announce Ski PHP 2015, which will be held from May 7-9, 2015, in conjunction with the OpenWest Conference. Attendees will be able to enjoy the skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, and other ......

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真實爆笑 太好笑了

4月 9, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Prison Break - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia>小弟前幾天到一家自助餐吃飯>我生性節檢.只夾ㄌ2.3樣菜.共40元>心想還滿便宜ㄉ.就找了ㄍ位子開始享用>才吃沒幾口.旁邊就來了1ㄍ胖子(長的很像戎祥)>他就坐我旁邊吃了起來>我看到他餐盤裡ㄉ菜.哇~~好豐富喔>有雞腿.炸排骨.滷蛋.....等等一大堆菜>看他好像很餓.馬上狼吞虎嚥起來吃的很快>一Prison Break is an American television serial drama created by Paul Scheuring, that was broadcast on Fox for four seasons, from 2005 until 2009. The series revolves around two brothers; one has been sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit, and th...

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大學強人寢室回憶錄

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Spring break - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia大學強人寢室回憶錄隔壁一位強人，愛心頗強。在宿舍裡飼養了一隻松鼠。大概有一個月的時間了吧，松鼠已經和他混的很熟了，從來不出他們宿舍門。這位大哥也以松鼠聽話作為炫耀的資本，而這只幸福的松鼠也從此獲得了自由……至少在他們宿舍是這樣的。話說這一天，2003年的第一場雪在我們早上Spring break is a vacational period in early spring at universities and schools in various countries in the northern hemisphere. It is also known by names such as Easter vacation, Easter Holiday, March break, spring vacation, Mid-Term Break, study week, r...

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邏輯推論

4月 9, 2013

小安

kuso

Sony Entertainment Television - Official Site剛搬到新家的教授走近隔壁鄰居門口打招呼。教授：嗨，你好，我剛搬到你隔壁。我是大學教授，在教邏輯推論。鄰居：歡迎歡迎。邏輯推論？那是什麼？教授：讓我舉個例給你聽好了。我看到你後院有個狗屋。根據如此，我推論你有一隻狗。鄰居：沒錯。教授：你有隻狗的這個事實，可以讓我推論出你有一個家。鄰居：也沒錯。教授：既©2015 CPT Holdings, Inc. All rights reserved. The SET logo is a registered trademark of CPT Holdings, Inc....

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