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黑人的幽默

6月 26, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Simplex Floor Plans | Simplex House Design | Simplex House Map | Simplex Home Plan黑人的幽默南非黑白種族隔離政策，曾讓非洲原住民黑人遭到許多不平等的待遇，這篇英文短詩，作者以天生膚色的差異，來表達心中的不滿與無奈。Dear white,something you got to know.親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born,I was black.當我NaksheWala.com provides unique and stylish simplex house plans. We offer a wide range of readymade simplex house plans at affordable price. ... NaksheWala.com offers a wide range of Readymade Simplex House plans at affordable price. Simplex house plans .....

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輕鬆一下～博君一笑

6月 26, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

PHP: date - Manual - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor我還記得那天... 是一個炎熱的午後 今天小考，所以比較早回家 回到家時，哥已經回來了 好像若有所思，在那發呆 (可能肚子餓吧) 哥，你肚子餓了吧？我去弄飯，等等就可以吃了.. (哥沒回我話) 我就往廚房去準備做菜 過了this how you make an HTML5 tag correctly in the "datetime" attribute you should put a machine-readable value which represent time , the best value is a full time/date with ISO ......

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女生不能考駕照

6月 26, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Three Floor Fashion我補習班老師說女生最好在18歲畢業就去考駕照，因為女生對路況比較不熟悉。他後來又補了一句：在高速公路上遇到女生開車比遇到砂石車還可怕。之後，好像班上有些女生就瞪他。於是我們老師就說了他在報紙上看到的一則新聞。有一個女生在馬路上開車，道路上有東西，她為了閃那個東西，快撞上安全島上的樹，一般人，如果是你Launched in November 2011, THREE FLOOR is a new online fashion brand breaking the mould for affordable design. Showcasing a cleverly seductive style that echoes the female silhouette with luxe fabrics and hemlines to make legs look like they go on forever...

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停車時間

6月 26, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Readymade Floor Plans | Readymade House Design | Readymade House Map | Readymade Home Plan剛拿到駕照的呆呆，很得意的跟小華說：「今天我開車到外面停車，路牌寫說『此 處停車不得超過一小時』」。 小華說：「那又怎樣？」 呆呆：「你知道嗎？我只花了30分鐘就停好車了！」 小華：「……」晚上睡覺時，小寶一直不肯乖乖去睡。 媽媽說：「小寶，不要再鬧了…&hLooking for a house design for your Dream HomeNaksheWala.com offers a wide range of readymade house plans at affordable price. Call today @ +91-9266677716 / 9312739997 ... Looking for a house design for your Dream Home…NaksheWala.com offers a wide ......

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我們的學歷只有這樣子

6月 26, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

PHP: GD - Manual - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor看到答案時我真的愣住了想想....原來我真的是受這樣的教育長大的啊~~看來我覺得我有必要再從小學一年級開始念起了這真的是一個好題目，多多少少也反映出我們的教育教出了頭腦多麼僵化的學生??============ ========= ========= ========= ======各位:丟給你們去According to kurdtpage at gmail dot com, we faced a fairly strange behavior of GD. We saved an incluce file incorrectly, and everything worked (OCI8, other php functions) except GD. It took one and half day to find the reason, at the end commenting out th...

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智 商 測 試 器

6月 26, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

United Flight Information某廠生產了一種智商測試器， 獻給某知名廠商秘書要試一試，把腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「智商85 」，秘書很高興，機器說「智商90」，副總也很高興，總經理見大家這麼高興致，也去試一試。腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「儀器珍貴，請大家小心使用，---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。上次事件發生後，廠家急忙升級，很Your all-inclusive guide to United providing the most comprehensive resource on current aircraft, contact information, and airline partners. ... Aircraft with seat map Economy Premium Economy Business First Airbus A319 (319) V1 Airbus A319 (319) V2 Airbus...

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