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對不起 只是證實一下

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

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PHP 5 Tutorial - W3Schools Online Web Tutorials對不起,只是證實一下~~話說臺灣賊仔埔滿天下, 一位老兄三天兩頭車子的玻璃就會被打破, 雖然車內沒啥值錢的東西,但是光只換玻璃就換的快家破人亡了 , 有一天想出一個好點子,寫了一張海報貼在擋風玻璃上, 幾個大字 :車內沒有值錢的東西. 心想這下可放心了!&nbFree HTML CSS JavaScript DOM jQuery XML AJAX Angular ASP .NET PHP SQL tutorials, references, web building examples ... PHP is a server scripting language, and a powerful tool for making dynamic and interactive Web pages. PHP is a widely-used, free ......

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鐵達尼號告示

4月 11, 2013

林若綠

kuso

PHP: Documentation據說電影鐵達尼號上演後，最近油麻地小輪在船上加了以下幾項告示。１、請勿向海上吐口水。２、請勿在船頭扮飛。３、請勿在船頭大叫。４、請勿在船尾扮跳海。５、請勿無緣無故穿上救生衣。６、萬一沈船，樓下的乘客都能夠獲准逃生，切勿以長椅撞擊閘門。７、請勿裸身躺在長椅上寫生。８、請勿在船頭位置踢冰塊。９、請勿在船The PHP Manual is available online in a selection of languages. Please pick a language from the list below. More information about php.net URL shortcuts by visiting our URL howto page. Note, that many languages are just under translation, and the untransl...

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打高爾夫球

4月 11, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

PHP: GD - Manual - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor四個跨國際公司的高級主管一起打高爾夫球。在第三洞時，聽到電話鈴聲，英國人從他的袋裡拿出行動電話，走開，在電話中跟人對談，然後回來說「對不起，但是我們必須隨時與世界保持聯繫。」他的球友低聲的同意。在第四洞時，另一個鈴聲響了，美國人說「對不起」把拇指放到耳朵，小指放在嘴邊，跟人對談。然後回到這一群不知到In case your script is using output-buffering-functions somewhere, then you have to clear the buffer first ( with ob_clear() ), before outputting an image with a function like imagepng(). And you should make sure that no buffer will get send after outputi...

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試穿衣服

4月 11, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Free tutorials on HTML, CSS and PHP - Build your own websiteenhomepage - HTML.net在一家女裝店裡，一位年輕的先生枯坐著等待他太太試穿衣服。十五分鐘過去，他太太總共試穿了五套衣服，當他太太再度由更衣室出來時，他上下打量了太太一番後，說道：「很好，很好，這件衣服很合身，就買這件吧！」「親愛的，我們今天出門時，我穿的就是這件。」Free tutorials on HTML, CSS and PHP - Build your own website - Free tutorials on HTML, CSS and PHP - Build your own website ... Who is online: In total there are 514 users online :: 3 registered, 0 hidden and 511 guests Most users ever online was 961 on F...

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屁股

4月 11, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Store - SitePoint – Learn HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, Ruby & Responsiv幼稚園的老師在黑板上畫了一個蘋果，問小朋友：「老師畫的是什麼？？」小朋友一致回答：「屁股！」老師又問道：「再仔細看看。」「還是屁股。」小朋友異口同聲回答。老師被氣哭了！！園長知道了，趕快來到了教室，批評小朋友：「你們怎麼把老師氣哭了呢？」他一轉身，看到了黑板，大怒道：「誰？？ 這是誰畫的！！ 是誰在Welcome to the SitePoint bookstore. Below you'll find all the latest SitePoint ebook releases covering web design, web development as well as business and marketing books...

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那兒高就

4月 11, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

2D Boy: Games小明應邀到小天做客，他邊吃飯邊問：「您大哥現那兒高就啊？」「開一家私人醫院！」「那二哥呢？」「開一家葬儀社！」「那麼老三呢？」「開一家肉鋪，今天這個肉就是他送來的！」小明聽了，連忙放下筷子 ☆◎＊♂※♀！World of Goo is a physics based puzzle / construction game. The millions of Goo Balls who live in the beautiful World of Goo don't know that they are in a game, or that ... "This isn’t just the small matter of being one of the best games of the year, it’s...

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