php global variable in file

當兵演習前的遺書

5月 20, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

PHP: Description of core php.ini directives - Manual軍中] 當兵演習前的遺書  有一天，保防官過來交代保防官：你們下禮拜就要去演習了，叫阿兵哥各寫一封遺書跟家書，放假前長官要看。我：怎麼跟我講啊?保防官:你是代理輔導長啊。於是當我在晚點名時跟大家宣布了這件事,當然是幹聲連連老兵A：X的,要去演習就已經很幹了，還要寫這鬼東西。老兵B：我已經2expose_php boolean Exposes to the world that PHP is installed on the server, which includes the PHP version within the HTTP header (e.g., X-Powered-By: PHP/5.3.7). Prior to PHP 5.5.0 the PHP logo guids are also exposed, thus appending them to ......

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不是春光

5月 20, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

PHP: PHP Manual - Manual不是春光一天，同學和哥哥一起上街，裙子突然被大風吹起來，同學驚慌地按著揚起的裙子大喊：「天啊，春光外洩了」哥哥白了她一眼說：「拜託，家醜外揚吧」▼ 只欠東風媽媽：「胖妞，還不去洗澡」 胖妞：「水還沒放滿啊」小弟：「坐下去就滿了啦。」▼作弊在我高一的時候，我們學校月考，班上有人作弊。那時候我Great info on PHP, helps greatly with ANY issues that have faced me, and i am sure that this site will continue to knock over any barriers that are built in front of me....

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勞動節禮物

5月 20, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

PHP Freaks景氣非常不好的時候～勞動節將至，公司照例發放資深員工禮品。阿水：「喂，你的獎品是什麼」 林仔：「一台電子鍋。」阿水：「哇哈，那是叫你回去吃自己囉」林仔：「那你拿什麼啊」阿水：「電扇呀」 林仔：「哦～～那就是叫你哪邊涼快哪邊去囉」Forum Stats Last Post Info PHP Conferences & Meetups Have a conference you'd like to announce to the world? Or having a local meetup? Here is a great place to tell your fellow PHP developers! 12 topics 2 replies SymfonyLive London 2014 By SensioLabsUk 18 ...

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結了婚的男人

5月 20, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

PHP - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia跟我老公結婚以前約會時，他都很想親我，於是跟我約定~~~~開車時每停一個紅燈， 就親我一下，我同意了之後，他每次載我，都專挑那些紅綠燈超多的中山路，五福路去開。結完婚後， 有一次我突然想起這件事情，於是我要求他像以前一樣，他欣然同意，可是我發現那次他卻開高速公路回家!!我朋友在希望這遊戲裡交到一個女PHP is a server-side scripting language created in 1995 and designed for web development but also used as a general-purpose programming language. As of January 2013[update], PHP was installed on more than 240 million websites (39% of those sampled) and 2....

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護手乳

5月 20, 2013

連冷文

kuso

USGS Global Visualization Viewer暑假過後.開學的第一天......妞妞:茜茜))))茜茜))))!!茜茜:啊!妞妞!好久不見!!妞妞:聽說暑假你們全家去泰國啊.茜茜:是啊!還不錯玩!!妞妞:有沒有帶紀念品回來給我勒^^茜茜:有!一瓶護手乳.來.拿去吧!妞妞:哇!愛死你了!那我就不客氣囉^^我先來擦擦看.你買什麼味道的?茜茜:水果味Accessibility FOIA Privacy Policies and Notices U.S. Department of the Interior | U.S. Geological Survey URL: http://glovis.usgs.gov/index.shtml Contact Information: custserv@usgs.gov | ASTER and MODIS questions: lpdaac@usgs.gov...

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一女遭遇劫匪

5月 20, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

MSI Global - The best gaming gear maker in the world一女遭遇劫匪，顫抖曰："大哥，我是某金控信貸業務，兩個月沒領獎金了，還剛被裁員，你看報導就知道了，真的沒有錢……"。劫匪聽後竟然痛哭流涕，"妹子，同行，俺原來是某金控徵審的，你拿好工牌，後面那幫搶劫是財富管理的，你放心，我們絕不搶自己人。 對了，邊上那條路不要走，那邊藏著Wed, 03 Jun 2015 - MSI News G.Skill OC WR Stage 2015 – MSI Day Extreme Overclockers break 7 Global 【Taipei, Taiwan】MSI, world leading manufacturer in motherboard and graphics card, is proud to officially announces that top worldwide reconignized ......

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