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當代爆笑徵婚廣告精選

7月 22, 2013

陳新白

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pick - definition of pick by The Free Dictionary爆笑：當代徵婚廣告小資臭美型 本人25歲，學歷天天向上，目前碩士在讀，任職於政府機關，收入只上不下，結婚左右開弓，豪宅大房樓下樓上。現徵青春玉女白首偕老。 自我吹捧型 雖然曾經愛慕我財富的美女，如滾滾的浪潮向我不斷地襲來，雖然我的帥氣能夠讓家庭主婦也要扔下菜籃子，像龍捲風一樣包圍我。雖然我的才情讓我pick 1 (pĭk) v. picked, pick·ing, picks v.tr. 1. To select from a group: The best swimmer was picked. 2. a. To gather in; harvest: They were picking cotton. b. To gather the harvest from: picked the field in one day. 3. a. To remove the outer covering of;...

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母豬的規定

7月 22, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Amazon.com: Olympus TP-7 Telephone pick up: Office Products母豬的規定 某局長到外地出差，辦完了公事之後，就要司機拉著他到處轉轉。轉的目的是要為老婆買點禮物。每次外出，局長都要為老婆買點禮物回去，幾年來已經成了一種習慣。 在一家時裝店裏，局長看中了一件女式睡衣，那睡衣的顏色是粉紅色的，很性感，360元。付了錢，局長才感到有些後悔。原因是營業員沒有開「辦公用品Bottom line: the recording quality is certainly servicable. Play the video for a recording sample (using a TASCAM PR-10 Portable Digital Audio Recorder (Black)) and learn about an unadvertized use. BTW, I feel that honest, effective reviews take the place...

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爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話

7月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Hey Girl: An Oral History of Ryan Gosling's Rise to Heartthrob Status | Yahoo Celebrity - Yahoo Cele爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！「王總！」「你是誰呀？」「你的老朋友啊」「誰呀？」「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」「你是？」「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐"The most awesomest, raddest, coolest dude since me," Orson Welles By Douglas Reinhardt ... Hey Girl: An Oral History of Ryan Gosling's Rise to Heartthrob Status | Yahoo Celebrity - Yahoo Celebrity Hey Girl, I did an interview with Yahoo about Ryan Goslin...

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重要的事

7月 22, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Various Artists, Scott Wilk - Valley Girl: Music From The Soundtrack - Amazon.com Music導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下 導遊對大家宣佈說：「在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果 你們沒有非常非常重要的事，就不要打電話回台灣，但如果 你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打」老公 公老婆婆們都應聲說好 結果隔天早上當Growing up in the 80's was one of the best times of my life....and this movie captured the sounds & feelings of that time in a nutshell! The movie was "totally awesome" and it wouldn't be the same without this "to the max" soundtrack. From the great prom ...

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五香乖乖

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

meet - definition of meet by The Free Dictionary五香乖乖小明的媽媽要她去雜貨店買五香乖乖，>當小明去了很久都還不回來，>媽媽決定自個兒去看看到底是怎麼回事....>結果看到小明就站在雜貨店的門口傻傻地等，>媽媽不高興地問他：『我要你買五香乖乖，你在搞什麼呀？』>小明一臉無辜地說：『老闆說他只有三箱乖乖，>所以要我在這裡等，他去別地方調貨！』>媽媽meet 2 (mēt) adj. Archaic Fitting; proper: "It seems not meet, nor wholesome to my place" (Shakespeare). [Middle English mete, from Old English gemǣte; see med-in Indo-European roots.] meet′ly adv. meet (miːt) vb, meets, meeting or met 1. (sometimes foll ...

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我現在去弄第二隻

7月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

The Coupon Project – Discover a better bottom line.有三人一起去獵熊，在一間小屋過夜，都說自己是個好獵手。 第二天清早，其中一個人悄悄溜了出來，想立個頭功。不久他果然遇到一隻碩大的餓熊。他嚇得半晌不能動彈，接著把獵槍扔下，掉頭就跑。熊在後面追，到了小屋門口，他腿一軟跌倒了。熊衝上來，他一閃，熊撲了個空，衝進了屋子。此人的腦子倒來得快，見狀立This feature here at The Coupon Project rounds up the best Amazon Subscribe & Save deals from their gigantic list of eligible Subscribe & Save items. We’ll keep this list updated at least once a week, but you can find the deals at any time by clicking the...

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