pieces sum 41 interpretation

神父笑話合集

7月 25, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Sum 41 - Pieces Lyrics | SongMeanings有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢General CommentI really wish that everyone would stop looking at this song from the view point of a relationship, because to be honest, there is no reference ANYWHERE, not even in the video that it's about that. If it means it like that for you, then fine...

全文閱讀

---

世界上最大威力的一句話

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Killer Queen by Queen Songfacts - Song Meanings at Songfacts[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。Killer Queen by Queen song meaning, lyric interpretation, video and chart position ... The Marie Antoinette quote has gone down in History as justification for the French Revolution. It demonstrates how out of touch with the common folk the ruling class h...

全文閱讀

---

電腦設備笑話

7月 25, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Avril Lavigne | New Music And Songs | - New Music Videos, Reality TV Shows, Celebrity News, Pop Cult螢幕 說：我好慘阿， 每天給人看。 鍵盤 說：我更慘呢， 每天給人打。 滑鼠 說：我才慘呢， 每天給人摸。 主機 說：我更慘嘛？我每天給人按肚臍眼。 光碟機 說：我好慘，每天給人插。 軟碟機 說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。 ＵＳＢ隨身碟 ：Avril Lavigne new music, concerts, photos, and official news updates directly from Avril Lavigne's Twitter and Facebook. ... When singer, songwriter, and musician Avril Lavigne first burst upon the music scene at age 17, she was known as a young, pop-punk...

全文閱讀

---

航空用語

7月 25, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Astrology: Jack Black, date of birth: 1969/08/28, Horoscope, Astrological Portrait, Dominant Planets「降 落」一種在控制下和地球相撞的操作。「駕駛艙門」一種將空中小姐和毛手毛腳的生物隔絕的裝置。「飛航管制」由航管人員和飛行員一起參與的遊戲，遊戲規則不詳，最終目標 是讓班機無法準時。「準 時」不確定用語，表示不詳。「大 霧」一種自然界現象，通常在萬里無雲時，籠照在機場上方，由管制 人員和航空公司所管Astrology: Jack Black, born August 28, 1969 in Hermosa Beach, Horoscope, astrological portrait, dominant planets, birth data, heights, and interactive chart. 48,720 Free Horoscopes and Astrological Portraits. ... 1st Earth sign - 1st Fixed sign - Feminine...

全文閱讀

---

「吃」的文化！

7月 25, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Iron Maiden biography - 8notes.com老外們猛然發現，中國文化其實就是「吃」的文化！謀生叫糊口， 工作叫飯碗； 受雇叫混飯吃； 靠積蓄過日子叫吃老本； 混得好的叫吃得開； 占女人便宜叫吃豆腐； 女人漂亮叫秀色可餐； 受人重用叫吃香；不顧他人叫吃獨食； 沒人理Iron Maiden is a heavy metal band from east London, England, formed in 1975 by bassist Steve Harris, formerly a member of Gypsy's Kiss and Smiler. They are one of the most successful and influential bands in the heavy metal genre, having sold more than 10...

全文閱讀

---

拒絕的理由

7月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Punk Quiz - Are You Punk? - Fun Quizzes, Personality Quizzes Online & Fun Tests: Quiz Rock男：妳頭髮的顏色真是美。 女：謝謝。你可以在轉角的西藥房內的第三陳列架找到方法？ 男：妳看起來像個美夢。 女：那就快回去睡覺？ 男：我可以感覺到妳要我。 女：沒錯，我要你．．．馬上滾。 男：我可以和你妳最後一支舞嗎？ 女：我腳剛剛Punk music like Sum 41, Blink 182 Punk music like Greenday, AFI, The Ramones Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Joy Division, Sid Vicious A mix of different types of music, maybe with some punk in there....

全文閱讀

---

---