plant nanny

女生："我波大"！

5月 2, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Plant Nanny | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)某公司招人，幾百個大學生研究生爭相interview"我台大"！"我交大"！"我清大"！"我成大"！"我政大"！突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！董事長一拍桌說：用你了事後，董事長叫該女生到其私人辦公室，關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~~~~~該女掏出畢業證書寧波大學...結論:開放大陸學Browse or download Plant Nanny, certified for Windows Phone. ... Plant Nanny combines health with fun to remind you to drink water regularly. The cute plant keeps you company ......

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學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」

5月 2, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

RECYCLE A BOTTLE PLANT NANNY STAKE- SET OF 4 | self-watering planter | UncommonGoods學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」 這則笑話實在太爆笑了… 我們護士必須在醫院每個病房實習，開刀房，急診，無一能避免.一般開刀房的護士有兩種：A.刷手護士，就是和外科醫師一起站在手術台上的無菌護士。B.在房間其他地方走來走去的後勤支援的流動護士，如果開刀的時候，醫生有Item ID 23547 Made from terracotta Measurements 5" H x 1" dia. Notes Plastic bottle and wine bottle plant nanny sold individually Recycled bottle not included. Filled wine bottle will water plant for approximately 7-10 days depending on the plant and envi...

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頭銜重不重要？

5月 2, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Plant Nanny - 相關圖片搜尋結果我們公司有兩位'主管'， 平常不使用名片，有一次為了要申辦信用卡， 就要求我們幫她們製作幾張印有頭銜的名片， 以便交給銀行審核。 第一位是：環境保護檢測工程部執行長 另一位是：高級營養管理設計部主任兼採購執行長 這兩位， 第一位是...

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手機被偷時的反應

5月 2, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Keep Your Plants Pampered with a Wine Bottle Plant Nanny當手機被偷時的反應黃忠晨練時發現自己用了多年的手機被偷，長歎道：“手機雖老，但尚能通話。”（只能通話，連短信也不能發，看來這手機有年頭了。）關羽在酒吧喝酒，突然發現有人偷了他的手機，立刻飛身追出去，把小偷痛扁了一頓，連小偷的手機一塊兒搶了回來，然後回去繼續喝酒，旁邊的曹操還直You can keep your plants well-watered by arranging for Twitter alerts when they're thirsty, but using a wine bottle as a "plant nanny" to maintain consistent levels of moisture seems more efficient. Plus you can sate your own thirst, too....

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母鸚鵡

5月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

HowStuffWorks "Recycled Wine Bottle Plant Nannies"話說某位女士一時興起，買了一只母鸚鵡。 沒想到帶回家裡，它說的第一句話就是："想跟我上床嗎？"女士一聽，心想：壞了，外人還以為這話是我教的呢，這不把我的淑女形象全給毀了。于是她想盡辦法，想教那隻鸚鵡說些高雅的東西， 可是那只母鸚鵡算是鐵了心， 只會說一句話："想跟我上床Recycled wine bottle plant nannies can be a lot of fun to make. Visit HowStuffWorks to learn all about making recycled wine bottle plant nannies. ... Plant Containers Before you install a plant nanny for a potted plant, make sure the plant's container is ...

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新婚之夜

5月 3, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Annie the Pet Nanny - Pet Sitter in Plant City. Dog Walker in Plant City.有一個在鄉村長大的大牛，每天就以耕作為生，有一天到了兵役期了，要去入伍從軍去了，他告別了他心愛的女友，與父母去了軍中，一年後聽說軍中結婚可以放一段很長的假期，他就回去向他的女朋友求婚後來女朋友答應了，順理成章的就跟部隊長請了婚假，部隊長批准了之後對大牛說，祝你新婚之夜快樂，之後部隊中的同伴，也對他說Plant City, dog sitter, pet sitter, and cat sitter. Annie the Pet Nanny provides pet sitting and dog walking services to Plant City, FL. Your pets can stay in the comfort of their own home, where they feel safe and secure. Your pets will receive personal ...

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