playstation certified

笑口常開

6月 17, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

PlayStation™Certified devices - PlayStation® : PS4™, PS3™, PS Vita, PSP®, PS2™, PlayStation®Games - 笑口常開有人洗嗎？一間房子出租給多名男女，浴室只有一間，洗澡都要排好久。一夜小吳從外頭回來，想去洗澡，但正好浴室有名女子在洗，又不知道她洗完後是否有人也等著要洗...於是小吳問：「小姐，妳下麵有人洗嗎？」那小姐生氣的回答：「下面我會自己洗啦！無聊！」配種師有個癟三在某BBS上寫了這樣一段話：「我性慾Official device names may vary by country or region. Country and region of sale vary by devices. *1 Please update your software to the latest version. For how to update, please refer to SHARP's website http://www.sharp.co.jp/k-tai/ (Only in Japanese). *2 ...

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沒事多笑笑......

6月 17, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

PlayStation Mobile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia◎我跟貓說話，你插什麼嘴 ！！夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的去逗貓玩。 妻子吼道：「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼 ?」 丈夫驚奇道：「這是貓，不是豬呀！」 妻子一口接過：「我跟貓說話，你插什麼嘴 ?」 如此推論，跟貓說話的老公，豈不成了....."豬" ???--------PlayStation Mobile (formerly PlayStation Suite[1]) is a software framework used to provide downloadable PlayStation content for devices that meet PlayStation Certified requirements. Currently, this includes devices that both run Android 2.3 and meet speci...

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趕飛機

6月 17, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

PlayStation®Mobile (PSM) - Get PlayStation®Mobile Games on PlayStation™Certified Devices某日，一名男士匆匆忙忙的攔了一部計程車，上車後.....司機：「請問要到那裏？」男士：「我要到機場，我趕時間，麻煩請快一點。」司機：「趕飛機嗎？幾點的？」男士：「十點二十的。」司機笑著說：「別開玩笑了，都三十分了，飛機又不會等你。」男士：「對不起，我就是這班飛機的駕駛。」神燈政客、商人和流浪漢同時流Get ready to download and play PlayStation®Mobile games on PlayStation® Certified devices including PlayStation® Vita system and Android-based devices. Learn more about PlayStation®Mobile (PSM) from PlayStation®. ... PlayStation ® Mobile games are ......

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他們慣用的謊言

6月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

PlayStation®Mobile模範生：這次考試又砸啦！時裝店老闆：太合身啦，簡直就是給你定做的。政治家：我一分錢都沒收。校長：（早會）我再簡單地說一句。。。醫生：打這個針一點都不痛。明星：我們只是朋友關係。攝影師：你是我見過的最漂亮的新娘。飛機機長：乘客們，飛機發生了很小的問題。餐廳服務員：菜馬上就來。影視新星：我希望大家認同我To download the "PlayStation®Mobile for Android" application, please go to http://www.playstation.com/psm/store with your PlayStation Certified device. You need a Sony Entertainment Network account from either of the following countries to enjoy PlayStati...

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小白兔與大灰狼

6月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

PlayStation®Mobile (PSM) Games from PlayStation®小白兔在森林裏散步，遇到大灰狼迎面走過來，上來"啪啪"給了小白兔兩個大耳貼子，說"我讓妳不戴帽子"。小白兔很委屈的撤了。第二天，她戴著帽子蹦蹦跳跳的走出家門，又遇到大灰狼，他走上來"啪啪"又給暸小白兔兩個大嘴巴，說"我讓妳戴帽子。"兔兔鬱悶了。思量了許久，最終決定去找森林之王老虎投訴。說明了情況後，Enjoy hundreds of PlayStation®Mobile Games of various genres from action, puzzle, shooter to strategy. Know more about latest PlayStation®Mobile (PSM) Games here at PlayStation®. close Price: | close Use pre-paid PS Store Cash Cards to download this ......

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原來如此

6月 17, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

PlayStation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia話說一對年輕夫妻，有一個剛開始牙牙學語的小孩。做老公的看老婆常常很用心的教導孩子〔叫爸爸〕。這個做老公的大受感動，認為老婆真好，先教孩子叫爸爸；而不是先叫媽媽，覺得真幸福。在一個寒冬深夜，孩子哭鬧不休一直叫爸爸，此時夫妻倆睡的正好，老婆就推了推老公說：〔你兒子一直在叫你，你趕快去啦！！〕這時老公才忽PlayStation (Japanese: プレイステーション, Hepburn: Pureisutēshon?, officially abbreviated PS) is a series of video game consoles created and developed by Sony Computer Entertainment with consoles in the fifth to eighth generations. The brand was first introduced ...

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