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史上最爆笑論壇回復

6月 24, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Fb Gallery | God's Pocket1論壇樓主：我和女朋友的照片，朋友輕砸～ 論壇回復：植物的性官插在長角偶蹄類動物的排泄物上…… 2論壇樓主：我新買了一處莊園，有多大說出來嚇死你——我開車繞一圈足足用了兩個半小時！！！ 論壇回復：嗯，以前我也有這麼一輛God's Pocket Resort is a family run and is home to the best cold water diving in the world ... QUESTIONS Send us a question if you would like. Just head on to our Contact page and write your personal message. We will get back to you ASAP....

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不可能認不出來

6月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

Pocket God Cheats and Cheat Codes, FaceBook一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話.............胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！我看，我乾脆下海算了！母：你要下海？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！我要自殺！我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！母：哈！我怎麼可能認不出你。只要找Pocket God Questions, Answers, Hints, Cheats and Cheat Codes, FaceBook. ... We have 52 questions and 54 answers for this game. Check them out to find answers or ask your own to get the exact game help you need....

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「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家 ）

6月 24, 2013

林若綠

kuso

POCKET GOD: OOGA JUMP (iPhone Gameplay Video) - YouTube一中學老師把 KFC 肯德基店廣告「 We do chicken right！」（烹雞專家?）發給學生練習翻譯，結果有以下答案：1. 我們做雞是對的！2. 我們就是做雞的！3. 我們有做雞的權利！4. 我們只做雞的右半邊！5. 我們只作右邊的雞！6. 我們可以做雞，對吧？7. 我們行使了雞的權利！8Lonnie plays Pocket God: Ooga Jump - Part 1 (iPhone Gameplay Video) This is part 1 of my video game commentary playthrough / walkthrough series of "Let's play Pocket God: Ooga Jump" for iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, and any other iOS devices. In this episode,...

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妳有花粉症嗎

6月 24, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

God's Pocket Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Philip Seymour Hoffman Movie HD - YouTube阿倫對小美說：「畢業典禮那天，送妳花好嗎？」小美：「不行啦，我會過敏。」阿倫：「妳有花粉症嗎？」小美：「廢話！難道花粉會比我正嗎？」阿倫：「......」有錢人向來乞討的三名乞丐說︰你們哪個最懶，我給一千元。甲︰我已經有三年沒做事，每天只是晃蕩，一千元給我吧！乙︰三年有什麼稀奇！我從沒有工作過，錢應God's Pocket Official Trailer #1 starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Christina Hendricks, John Turturro and directed by John Slattery A guy named Mickey gets in over his head when he tries to cover-up the accidental death of his stepson. Release Date: 9 May ...

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電腦市場經理

6月 24, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

The Secret Message in Abraham Lincoln's Pocket Watch一名惠普（ＨＰ）電腦市場經理和一名結過六次婚的女人結婚 ，結婚夜晚洞房裡，女人和經理說道﹕『老公，坦白說，我還是名處女耶！』經理很吃驚的問道﹕『什麼？為什麼？』 女人解釋﹕ 『我的第一任丈夫是促銷員，他每天對我說“好極了，真是棒透了！但我沒時間。”，他從來不呆在家。』 『我的In the 1850s Abraham Lincoln, then a successful lawyer, purchased a fine pocket watch from George Chatterton, a jeweler in Springfield, Illinois. The mechanism itself was manufactured in Liverpool, England, but the 18-carat case was of the best quality ma...

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你走開啦 ..我先來的

6月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

A magic moment for the city of God | The Economist我朋友，他女朋友是在超商打工的。昨天值晚班， 那時候已經是午夜了，他去接他女朋友下班，看到他女朋友在櫃檯裡結帳，他也陪他女友一起在櫃檯那裡，不過他是蹲著的，所以在外面看不到他；一切都是發生的那麼突然，有一個帶全罩式安全帽的人衝了進來，手上還拿著把刀，當那人要說把錢拿出來時，就在這9千 5百THANKS to a film (“City of God”) made in 2002, Cidade de Deus, a rundown housing project in the suburbs of Rio de Janeiro, became an internationally known symbol of the lawless urban squalor that has blighted Brazil's most glamorous city for decades. The ...

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