portal gun

一個工程師坐在樹下唸書

5月 22, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

[1.6.X] Portal Gun - Reconstructed [v1] - Rewritten... again. - Minecraft Mods - Mapping and Modding一個工程師坐在樹下唸書，另一工程師騎著一輛很炫的自行車經過。工程師問道：「你的車從哪兒弄來的？」騎車者回答：「剛一個漂亮的美眉騎車過來，她脫光了所有的衣服對我說，『你想要什麼我都給你』。工程師說道：「明智的選擇！你穿她的衣服肯定不合適的。」Portal Gun We have moved info & content offsite! Find everything you need here! Mod support has moved to the IRC Channel, #iChun on espernet. Ask for ... ... Weighted Storage Cube Placing it in the world and right clicking it with a rose will transform it...

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女人有4肢 男人有5肢

5月 22, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Real Life Portal Gun - YouTube小明和小華在聊天......小明:女人有4肢,男人有5肢小華:可以理解小明:那一個男人和一個女人在一起共有幾肢?小華:8肢啊...不然是9肢嗎??小明:答案是8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢..........在某間大學內，有一個教Aperture Science FINALLY shipped my prototype portal gun! My roommates don't seem too impressed though. Oh well it's super fun! More content as soon as I figure a way out of this thing....

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台灣啤酒

5月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Amazon.com: portal gun有一個老外第一次到台灣來，聽說台灣啤酒很好喝，當天晚上就到Pub點來喝，果然不錯，於是就喝了許多。結果喝的醉醺醺，離開Pub後就睡倒在路邊，有一位男同志經過，看他不省人事，又長得不錯，於是就把老外帶去賓館，把他給嘿咻了。事後男同志覺得很舒服，但又有點不好意思，就擺了1000元在老外的枕頭邊便離去。隔Product Features A Portal Gun Key Chain from Portal 2! Carry Aperture Science with you....

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乳房有多少種？

5月 22, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Portal Gun Mod for Minecraft 1.7.10, 1.7.2 and 1.6.4乳房有多少種？一家人正在享用晚餐。兒子問父親：「爸，乳房有多少種？」父親有點驚訝，答：「孩子，一共有三種乳房。當女人在20多歲時，她們的胸部就像蜜瓜般，又圓又結實；當她們在30歲到40歲左右時，胸部就像梨子，仍然美麗，可是有點下垂。50歲過後，她們(的胸部)就像洋蔥。」「洋蔥？」「是的，當你看到她們Portal Gun Mod isn't all about portal gun. The things in the future which are, turrets, some weird things, energy launcher, and many more! ... Minecraft was designed; like most games, to be a fun and entertaining program for users of a certain age set. Mi...

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醫院怪談

5月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Portal Gun Mod 1.7.10 | Minecraft Mods | Minecraft 1.8.7, 1.8, 1.7.10某一醫院，出現了一個奇怪的現像..每星期六的六樓的六號病房的六號床位病人在凌晨六點就會去世...護士們都感到人心慌慌...儘量不把病人推到那個床位漸漸醫院裡流傳著是醫生的醫術不好的謠言....也謠言那張6號病床有鬼抓人....一日，醫院病房幾乎全滿，護士不得已只好將一位病人推到那個六號床位．．．接近The Portal Gun Mod adds Portal 2 themed content to Minecraft. The highlighted feature is the Portal Gun, which replicates the behavior of the device from the ... How to install Portal Gun Mod for Minecraft: Download and install Minecraft Forge Download an...

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乞丐在乞討

5月 22, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Portal Gun (Mod) - Feed The Beast Wiki小王的公司路口的轉角有個乞丐在乞討,每天上班時小王出於同情心,總會拿一張100元的鈔票給乞丐,乞丐也很感謝小王..可是某天開始, 小王不再捐100元了, 只捐50元給乞丐,乞丐覺得很奇怪, 但是也不好意思開口問.但是到了最近一個月, 小王竟然只捐10元給乞丐,10元耶!! 竟然只有10元!!乞丐終於The Portal Gun Mod adds Portal 2 themed content to Minecraft. The highlighted feature is the Portal Gun, which replicates the behavior of the device from the Valve game by allowing the player to place two portals and teleport instantly between them. This ...

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