portal gun

對不起 只是證實一下

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

[1.6.X] Portal Gun - Reconstructed [v1] - Rewritten... again. - Minecraft Mods - Mapping and Modding對不起,只是證實一下~~話說臺灣賊仔埔滿天下, 一位老兄三天兩頭車子的玻璃就會被打破, 雖然車內沒啥值錢的東西,但是光只換玻璃就換的快家破人亡了 , 有一天想出一個好點子,寫了一張海報貼在擋風玻璃上, 幾個大字 :車內沒有值錢的東西. 心想這下可放心了!&nbPortal Gun We have moved info & content offsite! Find everything you need here! Mod support has moved to the IRC Channel, #iChun on espernet. Ask for ... ... Weighted Storage Cube Placing it in the world and right clicking it with a rose will transform it...

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幫人寫情書

4月 12, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Real Life Portal Gun - YouTube學生時期，我有一個朋友拜託我幫他寫一封情書向喜歡的女生告白。「我相信你是超級寫情書高手，只要她有一點點喜歡我的念頭，看完你寫的情書後，一定會答應跟我在一起的。」他這麼拜託我，想必是聽了我不少傳言。「恩，事後的報酬要行情的三倍知道吧！」我撥了撥臉上並不存在的八字鬍，世故的回答他。文字，是一個證明，記錄Aperture Science FINALLY shipped my prototype portal gun! My roommates don't seem too impressed though. Oh well it's super fun! More content as soon as I figure a way out of this thing....

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奸商奸商.....無奸不成商

4月 12, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Amazon.com: portal gun三個工程系學生和三個商學系學生一起去搭火車， > 工程系的買了三張票，但商學系的卻只買一張。 > > > > > 一上火車後，三個商學系的就一起躲在廁所裡， > > 當檢票員查票時，他敲了廁所的門， > > 門開了一個小縫，一張票被遞出來， > > Product Features A Portal Gun Key Chain from Portal 2! Carry Aperture Science with you....

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老婆的職業病

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Portal Gun Mod for Minecraft 1.7.10, 1.7.2 and 1.6.4某天，三個男人在酒吧聊老婆的床上性事第一個男人抱怨道他老婆是空中小姐，所以每次都跟他要求要在上面，害他覺得很沒面子第二個男人抱怨道你還好吧，我老婆是幼稚園老師，所以每次在做的時候，總是對我說：「來！弟弟乖~弟弟乖歐~~」第三男人聽完後說你們都還好，我老婆是電梯小姐，每次當我快到高潮時總是會說：「來來Portal Gun Mod isn't all about portal gun. The things in the future which are, turrets, some weird things, energy launcher, and many more! ... Minecraft was designed; like most games, to be a fun and entertaining program for users of a certain age set. Mi...

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鬧哄哄的班上

4月 12, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Portal Gun Mod 1.7.10 | Minecraft Mods | Minecraft 1.8.7, 1.8, 1.7.10老師如往常一樣，對著鬧哄哄的班上吼叫：『不～要～吵～啦！大家安靜一點好不好？』全班沒人理他……老師一氣之下，甩頭就走；準備到校長那告狀。當校長和老師兩人怒氣沖沖回到教室，正想開罵時，不料，竟發現班上同學安安靜靜地端坐著……『怎麼啦？！大家怎麼變The Portal Gun Mod adds Portal 2 themed content to Minecraft. The highlighted feature is the Portal Gun, which replicates the behavior of the device from the ... How to install Portal Gun Mod for Minecraft: Download and install Minecraft Forge Download an...

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四個信天主教的家庭婦女

4月 12, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Portal Gun (Mod) - Feed The Beast Wiki有四個信天主教的家庭婦女在一起聊天……太太ㄚ雪說：「我的兒子是Priest（神父），每當他走進大廳時， 人們叫他Father（父親）。」太太ㄚ藍不甘示弱：「哼！我兒子是Bishop（主教），每當他走進大廳時，人們叫他Your Grace（閣下）。」太太ㄚ文更不服的說：「我The Portal Gun Mod adds Portal 2 themed content to Minecraft. The highlighted feature is the Portal Gun, which replicates the behavior of the device from the Valve game by allowing the player to place two portals and teleport instantly between them. This ...

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