potluck

中國文字笑話

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Potluck | A Smorgasbord of Systemic Succulence, Dynamic Delicacies and Miscellaneous Munchies晶對品說 :「你們家難道沒有裝修 ?」呂對昌說 :「和你相比 , 我家徒四壁 .」９對６說 :「倒什麼立 ? 小心腦充血 !」由對甲說 :「你什麼時候學會倒立了 ?」夫對天說 :「我總算盼到了出頭之日 .」屎對尿說 :「乾的和稀的就是不一樣 .」也對她說 :「當老板了 , 出門還帶祕書?」木對束說 I like to see connections among things. Sometimes between stories. And somewhere between “there are only 7 basic stories in the world” and downright plagiarism, there lie things like this, where odd and interesting things make two stories a little… Read m...

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肉麻百分百

4月 16, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Potluck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged ... A potluck is a gathering where each guest contributes a dish of food that is to be...

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那天...在男友家

4月 16, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Potluck | Definition of Potluck by Merriam-Webster前陣子跟家裡的人吵架 鬧翻了男友當兵放假回來終於可以讓我好好向他傾訴那天在他房間裡正幫我做心理諮商男友說 我以後也會當媽媽想像如果我們以後的小孩用這種態度跟你說話你會怎麼樣我邊哭邊說著我不要當媽媽 我不要當媽媽 我不要當媽媽 我不要當媽媽房門是開著的他爸爸這時...忽然經過..我不要當媽媽 我不要當1 a: the regular meal available to a guest for whom no special preparations have been made b: a communal meal to which people bring food to share —usually used attributively 2: whatever is offered or available in given circumstances or at a ......

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你們知道畢業典禮該唱什麼歌嗎

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Potluck - definition of potluck by The Free Dictionary你們知道畢業典禮該唱什麼歌嗎??哈!!你知道畢業時最適合唱哪首歌嗎?答案絕對不是離歌也不是青青校樹更不是燭光不是朋友不是當我們同在一起....不是萍聚而是....伊比呀呀~~伊比伊比呀~~伊比呀呀伊比伊比呀呀~~.............聰明的你知道這是什麼原因嗎？！！因為...他畢業啊~~他畢業啊pot·luck (pŏt′lŭk′) n. 1. Whatever food happens to be available for a meal, especially when offered to a guest: Having arrived unannounced for supper, we had to take potluck. 2. A meal at which each guest brings food that is then shared by all. Also calle...

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看你的照片就充滿勇氣

4月 15, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Home | Potluck Café SocietyPotluck Café Society | Potluck Café Society transforms lives by creating 丈夫：你總把我的照片放在手包裡，你真這麼愛我嗎？妻子：當我遇到麻煩，一看你的照片就充滿勇氣，我對自己說：還能有比他更麻煩的嗎？ 阿呆向舍友借片，羞於直言便說：人物簡單就倆，場景不換，看完很爽的那種！友心領神會，隔日將片帶來，一看封面，泣！《相聲瓦舍》！ 地獄和天堂要舉行足球賽。天As an award winning Social Enterprise, the mission of Potluck Café Society is to transform lives by creating jobs and providing healthy food for people living in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside (DTES). Potluck Café Society operates Potluck Café & Catering t...

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修理門鈴

4月 15, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Potluck Video修理門鈴 楊太太家裡的門鈴壞了 , 於是她請修理員來家裡修理門鈴 。她等了兩三天 , 一直看不見修理員來 , 她只好再打電話去問 :你前幾天不是答應我要來修理門鈴 , 為什麼一直沒來 ?修理員回答 : 我昨天去過了 , 按了三次門鈴都沒有人來開門, 所以我就走了 。Join host Ali Rosen on Potluck Video, your place for food and drink videos ... Potluck Video is Proud to Have Been Nominated for these Prestigious Awards!...

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