princeton university 普林斯頓大學

不要碰我

6月 21, 2013

葉紫蕊

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Princeton University - Official Site某日生物課時，老師談到自然界很多美麗的動植物皆有毒，希望大家好好作筆記，了解各種動植物的特性。下課後，雄仔因筆記未記完整，放是想向前座的小芬萍借筆記。雄仔拍了一下小芬的肩膀～誰知小芬突然很迅速地回頭告訴阿忠「不要碰我！」雄仔一臉疑惑問：「為什麼不能碰你？」小芬一臉正經道︰「你沒聽老師說美麗的東西都有Princeton University is a vibrant community of scholarship and learning that stands in the nation's service and in the service of all nations. ... News at Princeton Princeton's Annual Giving campaign raises record $61.5 million July 4 is milestone in Amer...

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微軟總裁比爾蓋玆

6月 21, 2013

梁涵蓮

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Princeton University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia由於微軟總裁比爾蓋玆已經成為近一百年來的首富，也是人類歷史上的前十大首富，在他心中有無比的成就感，他想探訪一些名人，了解他與他們有何雷同之處。到了俄羅斯會見葉爾欽：比爾蓋玆：“葉總理，你想我們有何相似之處，有沒有具體事例？”葉爾欽不假思索的說：“有的，１９９９年底Princeton University is a private Ivy League research university in Princeton, New Jersey, United States. Founded in 1746 in Elizabeth as the College of New Jersey, Princeton was the fourth chartered institution of higher education in the Thirteen Colonie...

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白酒招待客人

6月 21, 2013

何憶青

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Princeton University | Undergraduate | Top Universities笑話---白酒招待客人一男娶二女 一對夫妻結婚 30年，有一天，老公溫柔地對老婆說：「老婆啊！妳嫁給我30年了，一直為家庭奉獻，相當辛苦，我準備下週幫妳陞官做為犒賞！」 老婆開心的說：「你要升我什麼官？」 老公說：「我下週要娶小老婆，所以，下週起妳就升為大老婆。」&nbIs the Princeton University undergraduate program right for you? Read the Top Universities profile. ... Princeton is the fourth-oldest college in the United States. The ambience of its earliest days is palpable in historic landmarks on campus, most notabl...

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聯誼會

6月 21, 2013

范姜映梅

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Princeton University Library - Official Site聯誼會上，大夥懷念起童年往事 ~~~小華：「我小時候長得白白淨淨的，我媽媽還把我的頭髮燙起來， 所以大家都以為我是小女孩。 」小明：「那麼你一定很受困擾吧！」小華：「可不是，就連班導師也誤認為我是女孩子，還讓我坐在女生那一排，後來我的母親就把我的頭髮剪掉，讓我恢復男兒本尊。」 小Main web site for the Princeton University libraries. Information on library facilities, services, and policies; access to online catalogs, databases, research tools, subject guides and digital collections; online request services....

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超好笑的肯德基廣告翻譯

6月 21, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Welcome to the Princeton University Mathematics Department! | Department of Mathematics超好笑的肯德基廣告翻譯一中學老師把 KFC 肯德基店裏的廣告 「 We do chicken right！ 」發給學生練習翻譯，結果得出以下答案01. 我們做雞是對的！02. 我們就是做雞的！03. 我們有做雞的權利！04. 我們只做雞的右半邊！05. 我們只作右邊的雞！06. 我們可以做雞，對吧？The Princeton University Mathematics Department is located in Fine Hall on Washington Road. Our administrative offices are located on the third floor, as is our Common Room, where Tea is held each afternoon at 3:30 while classes are in session. For the 20...

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調皮的孩子

6月 21, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Princeton University Art Museum - Official Site教堂內正在舉行婚禮，教堂外有兩個調皮的孩子。 「無聊死了，有沒有什麼好玩的？」「玩什麼好呢？」 「對！去和新郎開玩笑。」「怎麼開玩笑？」「就是走到他面前，大聲叫他爸爸。」This summer, the Art Museum presents its first-ever exhibition devoted solely to American watercolors. Painting on Paper comprises highlights from the Museum’s rich collection, supplemented by loans from the University’s Graphic Arts, Rare Books and ......

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