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酒鬼 神父與關節炎

6月 7, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

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誰比較笨

6月 7, 2013

王映夏

kuso

IMPOSSIBLE – Push Your Limits. Do Something Impossible.某天 有兩個有錢人在路上相遇了 然後他們兩個聊了一會兒 便開始找到了一個話題:誰的女傭比較笨 第一個有錢人把女傭叫來 跟她說：你回家找看看我在不在家 女傭：是! 那個有錢人對另一個有錢人說：你看他真笨!! 我明明就在這裡怎麼可能在Welcome to IMPOSSIBLE. Learn to change your life by training your mind and body through fitness to push your limits and do the impossible. ... How To Harness The Power Of Reference Points – A Practical Guide To Pushing Your Limits April 9, 2015 By Joel .....

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腦的現貨有三種

6月 7, 2013

王映夏

kuso

The Standard Spa, Miami Beach - South Beach Miami Boutique Spa Hotels | Hotels in Miami Beach醫學愈來愈發達，終於有一天，可以換腦了。某人覺得自己太笨，跑去找醫生要求換腦。「腦的現貨有三種。」醫生端出三罐腦：「你自己挑吧！」「我的錢不多，不知道哪種最便宜？」某人問。「哦！那當然是我們醫生的腦子。」醫生指指其中一罐：「這腦用得太多，舊得快報廢了，所以不但便宜，還對折優待。」「那麼這一罐呢？」某The Standard Spa, Miami Beach is a South Beach Miami boutique hotel that offers a variety of hotel rooms, waterfront restaurants, and event venues. This hip hotel in Miami Beach also features day spa treatments, yoga classes, hydrotherapy, and more....

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到底有沒有想過要戒菸

6月 7, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Buy Youtube Views-How to Get More Views on Youtube| Push Your Promotion a Step Forward老爸ㄐㄧㄝˋ煙話說我家老爸都已經六十大壽了一直以來 抽菸的習慣還都不戒掉還越抽越兇每次在家我都要勸他少抽一點事情發生在前天我從屏東回來台中的晚上...當天我又和老爸講他抽菸抽太多..身體會不好後來講累了..就沉靜一會兒..接著..我語重心長的問了老爸一句:「爸....你到底有沒有想過要戒菸呀...?Want to promote your videos but have no idea about how to get more views on YouTube? The aim of Views-Shop is to contribute to your online advertising. It means that you can buy YouTube views on Views-Shop and let us spread your target videos all around t...

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到蘇聯去留學

6月 7, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Brassiere - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某甲決定要到蘇聯去留學，大家為他送行之際，並要求他一定要寫回來告知生活狀況。但怕信件遭受蘇聯方面檢查因而引來麻煩，雙方決定如果生活過得還不錯，就用藍筆寫信，反之則用紅筆寫信回來。一個月過去了，在台灣的朋友終於收到來信，大家急急忙忙打開信，一看整張信紙寫滿了藍色的字，頓時大家就放心下來了，信中一開始是A brassiere (UK /ˈbræzɪər/ or US /brəˈzɪər/), commonly referred to as a bra /ˈbrɑː/, is a woman's undergarment that supports her breasts. Bras are typically form-fitting and perform a variety of functions; not only do women usually wear them to support th...

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酒精測量儀

6月 7, 2013

小安

kuso

Welcome to Instant Rimshot警察叫一個男人把車開到路邊，對他說：「先生，麻煩你對著這個酒精測量儀呼口氣。」 那個男人說：「我有嚴重的哮喘病，如果這樣做，便會發作。」 「那麼，請你跟我到檢查站驗驗血好嗎?」 「這不行，我有血友病，一驗血就會因血流不止而死」 「那麼驗尿吧。」 「我有糖尿病，一驗尿，血糖含量就會變得非常低。」 「那If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place....

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