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醫生與建築業的不同

5月 29, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Amazon.com : Perfect Basic Pushup : Push Up Stands : Sports & Outdoors那天我一個醫院的案子總算完工驗收了，照慣例，業主總會請吃個飯。席間免不了討論一下彼此行業的差異，礙於工程尾款還沒領，一時也不方便說啥。不過回來想想，我們行業之間的差異還真的蠻大的。雖然當時是個 "俗辣"，不敢說啥，現在還是得說說醫師那一行比我們營造這一行好多了......你還沒開始幹活就先收掛號費我This sleek version of the Perfect Pushup features our unique rotating handles that allow your arms to move naturally, the same way they do when you throw a punch or press up a dumbbell. The Perfect Pushup Basic works for any fitness level – from beginner ...

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購物證明

5月 29, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Wordle - Frequently Asked Questions - Wordle - Beautiful Word Clouds購物證明某日，一位老太太走進鎮上商店要買狗食。店員：「請把你的狗兒帶來，證明你確實有養狗，我才能賣狗食給你！」 老太太很生氣但無奈，就回家把狗牽來，店員看了狗兒就賣了狗食給他。 五天後，老太太走進鎮上商店要買貓食。店員：「請把你的貓兒帶來，證明你確實有養貓，我才能賣貓食給你！」老太太更加生氣但還是無You must first display your Wordle at the desired size, then take a "screen shot" or "screen capture". Here's a link to a web site that gives instructions for creating screen shots on various kinds of computer. By linking to this external site, I do not e...

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學生對把妹的看法

5月 29, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

ACE Fit | Exercise Library學生對把妹的看法 作者: xo1100 (天兵小蝦)在一次宿舍載片被斷網的夜晚跟著室友天談地聊的哈拉著突然聊到把妹的話題某室友曰： 『 現在交女朋友還不是在幫別人養老婆? 』 這當為這理論開始點頭如搗蒜時有個聲音出現了「 換個角度想，那現在交女朋友不就等於是可以玩別人老婆A___A? 」室友呵呵笑的Browse through total-body exercises or movements that target more specific areas of the body in our complete exercise library. ... Whether you’re a beginning exerciser who needs help getting started or someone who wants to add some spice to your fitness ....

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農夫vs律師

5月 29, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Amazon.com: Melissa & Doug Deluxe Chomp & Clack Alligator Push Toy: Unbound: Toys & Games有一個農夫和一個律師汽車相撞，律師高傲的拿了一張名片給農夫。農夫也從他的後車廂拿出了一瓶威士忌，說道：『你好像受驚不小，喝一口吧!酒可以定定神…』律師就喝了一小口。「你的臉色還是很蒼白」，農夫說道：「再喝幾口吧!」在農夫勸說下，律師又喝了5、6口，然後律師提議說：「你也喝幾口吧！」「我Push toy encourages walking, discovery, and motor skill development Painted beads spin and slide to promote hand-eye coordination Easy-grasp handle provides stability Non-skid wheels move forward and backward Handcrafted from select hardwood; made with .....

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天底下最悲壯的事 -真的超爆笑

5月 29, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

IMPOSSIBLE – Push Your Limits. Do Something Impossible.那天約了個女網友見面，地點某公園，正值早晨人員稀少。 時間快到時忽然發現肚子疼。 詛咒著賣油條的無良小攤，繼續忍著等。 疼。 很疼。 相當疼。 急沖去廁所先。 一番狂轟濫炸後，頓時為之一爽，摸口袋時僵住：沒帶手紙。 等會That got your attention huh? Recently, I moved into an office and in the brief time I’ve been there, it’s dramatically helped with my productivity, fitness and overall quality of life. But first, let’s back up really quick. Since I quit my job in 2011, I’...

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結婚前結婚後

5月 29, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

With Money at Risk, Hospitals Push Staff to Wash Hands結婚前> 往↓看： 他：太好了！我期盼的日子終於來臨了！我都等不及了！ 她：我可以反悔嗎？ 他：不，你甚至想都別想！ 她：你愛我嗎？ 他：當然！ 她：你會背叛我嗎？ 他：不會，你怎麼會有這種想法？ 她：你可以吻Facing persistent, lethal neglect of a basic precaution, hospitals are using high-tech sensors, training hand-washing coaches and issuing gold stars. ... Just waving one’s hands under the dispenser is not enough. “We know if you took a swig of soap,” Mr. ...

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