put your hands up

招牌菜

6月 4, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Put - definition of put by The Free Dictionary餐廳中。「服務生，你們這裡有什麼招牌菜？」「先生，我們這兒最有名的是燕窩。」「不了，我不吃動物吐出來的東西，太沒衛生了。」「那您想吃什麼？」「先來一份雞蛋吧。」put (po ot) v. put, put·ting, puts v.tr. 1. To place in a specified location; set: She put the books on the table. 2. To cause to be in a specified condition: His gracious manners put me at ease. 3. To cause (one) to undergo something; subject: The interr...

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高興太早

6月 4, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) - YouTube高興太早 考試之後，數學老師帶著改好的考試卷走進教室，學生七嘴八舌地問他說：「老師，我們這班成績如何？」 老師說：「九十分以上的和八十分的人數一樣多。」 全班於是齊聲歡呼。 「八十分和七十分的也一樣多，」老師繼續說道。 又是一陣歡呼。 學生Beyoncé's official video for 'Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)'. Click to listen to Beyoncé on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/BeyonceSpot?IQid=B... As featured on I Am... Sasha Fierce. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BeyIASFiTu...

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洞房花燭夜之「一字成語」

6月 4, 2013

謝半松

kuso

put up or shut up !洞房花燭夜之「一字成語」 好一個洞房花燭夜的過程敘述...古人果真有讀過書！ 一位秀才新婚，洞房花燭夜之翌日，眾兄弟來拜訪，大家問他感覺如何？秀才起身搖扇吟唱道：「春宵一刻值千金，一字言淺，那我用一字成語來形容...」秀才遂立而曰：「昨夜『春宵一刻』，小弟以『一技之長』、『一柱擎You can make this with almost any spirit, white tequila, dark rum and vodka, are all excellent choices, it's a matter of preference. I love the tequila with its peppery kick. Be sure to use a decent quality spirit and put it up for at least 3 weeks, the l...

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倒數計時

6月 4, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Watch Sesame Street Videos Online - Sesame Street一天，一名癌症病人去覆診， 醫生垂頭喪氣地說：「有一個好消息，一個壞消息， 好消息是知道你還能夠活多久，壞消息是我昨天忘記告訴你。」 病人迫不及待問：「多久？」 醫生說：「三. . . 」 病人問：「三什麼？三年？三個月？三天？」 醫生說：Watch free online videos of Sesame Street moments featuring your favorite Muppets. ... Helping kids grow smarter, stronger, and kinder....

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今天您大笑了嗎 年度最離奇 爆笑事件排行榜

6月 4, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Top 5 Firearms You Need To Get Your Hands On NOW! - The Prepper Journal今天您大笑了嗎? 年度最離奇,爆笑事件排行榜-2008年最離奇最不可思議獎,已經在日前頒發,這個獎主要是表彰那些在人類進化中最離奇,最不可思議的人們,是他們,使得我們生活的折磨和壓力不那麼難以忍受。金牌獎殊榮的是:JAMES ELLIOT----作為加州長灘市的搶劫犯,當他把點38左輪手槍對準被害人Larry, Thanks and welcome back! Yes, the .308 would make a great choice also. The reason I went with a separate rifle is that where I live they frown on hunting with a “black rifle” and I wanted to have a different set up on my .30-06 as opposed to my AR-...

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日本女人搓澡（爆笑）（18+）

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Urban Dictionary: IMAX and climax, handcestors, boyfriend credit, yuge, blew up the bathroom, Icicle眾所周知，日本人習慣男女共浴，而中國人就不行。 話說抗日戰爭期間，日本鬼子來到了中國，一日本高級軍官將自己的夫人也帶來了。日本娘們要洗澡，於是就讓一個漢奸給自己搓背。漢奸雖然滿心不願意，但是，攝於日本鬼子軍官的淫威，不得不幹，於是就與這個日本娘們共同進了浴池，整個浴池就他們二人。  那個日Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It's for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and ......

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