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歸車攏是土匪

4月 9, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Home and Car Insurance, Motoring, Finance, Travel, Home Security | RAC WA歸車攏是土匪 話說某日，一個搭公車的小子，上了公車，翻遍全身都沒有零錢，只好挑出50元的硬幣投了進去。之後就後悔了，那個50元是他今天的餐費，沒了那個僅存的50元，今天就斷糧了，準備作個飢餓30大使的候選人了。於是他就跟司機說：「可不可以讓之後上來的4個人投的錢給我，就當作是找給我的錢」。RAC offers insurance, roadside assistance, car servicing including repairs, tyres and batteries, loans, home security, travel and member deals for over 800,000 West Australians. Non-members welcome! ... RAC has been a part of the West Australian community...

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醫生與護士婚外情疑雲

4月 9, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Insurance quotes online - RAC Insurance | RAC醫生與護士鬧婚外情，結果護士竟懷孕了！ 醫生不想讓太太知道，於是他給了護士一筆錢並告訴她：「你帶著錢，去義大利把小孩生下來。」護士問：「那我要如何讓你知道小孩子出生了呢？」 醫生說：「就寄個名信片，在上面寫個『義大利麵條』就可以了，我會支付妳所有的費用的。」護士拿了錢便飛往義大利Insurance quotes online from RAC Insurance, including quote options for car insurance, plus cheap cover for your home, van, motorbike, classic car, travel and more. ... RAC Car Passport Buying a car? Don't be duped - check the history first with the UK's ...

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東西修一修

4月 9, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

RAC Breakdown Cover & Car Insurance | RAC Route Planner | RAC有一對夫妻，老公正看著電視,啃著瓜子，忽然間老婆從廚房喊著：「老公可不可以幫我修電燈？」老公不耐煩的說：「我又不是水電工」 沒多久老婆又喊：「老公可不可以幫我修冰箱？」老公不耐煩的說：「我又不是電器維修工」 又過了一會老婆又喊：「老公可不可以幫我修酒櫃的門？」老公覺得很煩，生氣的Rely on RAC's trusted Breakdown Cover from £29.99 and find out more about RAC car insurance, how to get free At Home cover with breakdown assistance and much more....

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事實的真相

4月 9, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Bicycle insurance | RAC Perth WA陳先生和陳太太終於離婚。無哭、無淚、無聲。夫妻最後一次對話，也許都是這種氣氛。「誰是第三者？」「隔籬屋的王小姐。」「事情是怎樣發生的？」「三個月前的一晚，我加班回來，沒有帶鑰匙，妳熟睡，我拍門，沒有人應門，嘈醒了王小姐，她招呼我入去打電話給妳，妳一直不醒，我在她大廳的沙發睡了一晚。」「才一晚，就開始Whether you are a commuter, recreational cyclist or leisure rider, we have a right level of protection for your bike. ... Make sure you have the right cover for your bicycle Whether you are a commuter, recreational cyclist or leisure rider, we have the ri...

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電腦一定是女生

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

The AA - Official Site電腦一定是女生！因為：--大部份的男生會對她一往情深；當然，總有人例外。--大部份的女生對她懷有敵意。--你跟她在一起的時間越久，你就越離不開她。--你跟她在一起的時間越久，她花的錢就越兇。--她永遠走在流行的尖端。--她的記性出奇的好，但是往往忘記最重要的那一件。--她看起來聰明，實際上卻很迷糊：UK's most trusted brand and most popular breakdown cover provider. The AA also offers car insurance, home insurance, route planning, travel and boiler cover ... Looking for a loan? You can rely on the AA With an AA Personal Loan we could help you with wha...

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付帳哲學

4月 8, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Home and Car Insurance, Motoring, Finance, Travel, Home Security ...付帳哲學想看清一個女人的真面目,要在她卸妝之後.想看清一個男人的真面目,則要在跟他分手之後.想知道男人和女人的感情狀況,便要看他們付帳時的態度.男人：當男人完全不看帳單便付錢,並慷慨地付小費,他正在追求這個女人.當他開始留意帳單上的項目,他已經把這個女人追到手.當他開始翻查帳單,並埋怨收費太高,他跟行動版 - RAC offers insurance, roadside assistance, car servicing including repairs, tyres and batteries, loans, home security, ......

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