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先生 我有男朋友了

4月 8, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Motoring, Home & Car Insurance, Finance, Travel, Security | RAC WA說在前面先,這不是閃光文幾年前,還在信義計劃區上班時,有天中午客戶在國際會議中心開會,中午,就請客戶去凱悅(現在叫君悅)的二樓,Ziga Zaga 吃飯,服務生是個可愛的大眼妹,我們三個衣冠禽獸,不是,是三個穿的人五人六的,anyway,服務生服務的很周道,我們也很禮貌,每次來服務我們都哈啦個一二句RAC offer roadside assistance, motoring services, insurance, loans, security, travel & member deals for over 720000 West Australians. Non-members welcome! ... RAC has been a part of the West Australian community for more than 100 years. Offering trusted ....

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姑娘 該回家了..

4月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Travel deals and discounts | RAC Travel, Perth WA有個退休上校遇到他在軍中時的勤務兵, 勤務兵也剛好退役了, 於是少校就僱他為男僕! 並且吩咐他像以前一樣每天早上八點叫他起床! 第二天早上八點時,這位勤務兵走進他主人的臥室,叫他起來,然後又在上校太太的屁股上 打了一下,說：「姑娘!!該回家了!」"  ※※※我Exclusive savings and Travel advice you can count on Welcome to RAC Travel, WA’s leading travel agent offering exclusive member deals across a range of holiday options including; cruises, international and domestic holiday packages, rail journeys, car hir...

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9條命

4月 3, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

RAC Blog RAC WA Blog有個人在路邊撿到錢 送到警察局 上帝聽說了之後 打算給那好心人一個願望 上帝問 你有什麼願望嗎 那個人想了想 聽說貓都有9條命 那請您賜給我9條命吧 上帝說 你的願望實現囉 有一天 Welcome to the RAC WA Blog, where you'll find the latest discussions on the things that matter to Western Australians. ... As recently as five years ago, light cars were almost by definition unrefined, unsafe, buzzy and full of nasty hard plastics. Well, ...

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我一定會踼牠的屁股

4月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

RAC WA: Motoring, Home & Car Insurance, Finance, Travel ...阿榮正要過馬路，等紅燈時，他看到一個瞎子帶著他的導盲犬也要過馬路。 沒想到綠燈時，那隻狗不但沒帶牠的主人過馬路，還在牠主人的褲子上尿尿！ 但是，那瞎子卻伸手進他的口袋，拿了一片餅乾給那隻狗！ 阿榮很驚訝的跟那瞎子說： 「如果那是我的狗，我一定會踢牠的屁股。」&RAC offer roadside assistance, motoring services, insurance, loans, security, travel & member deals for over 720000 West Australians. Non-members welcome!...

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哎，這麼巧

4月 22, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Car insurance quotes | Motor insurance quotes ... - RAC WA上中學的時候俺中意文科班的一個美女 ，雖然算得上認識，但苦於沒有機會進一步接近，很長時間以來都是只可遠觀而不可褻玩。和同桌商量過N多接近美女的辦法，但大都太無恥，少有可行的。後來想出一條簡單的，就是在和她邂逅的時候主動搭訕，搭訕的內容為：哎，這麼巧，你也 XXXX。XXXX的內容根據具體情景而定，比Need comprehensive, fire and theft or third party car insurance? RAC WA ......

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動物ㄉ心酸

4月 22, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Roadside Assistance - emergency breakdown ... - RAC WA乳牛說：這麼多人喝我們的乳汁，卻沒有人叫我們一聲"媽"。烏賊說：媽的，滿肚子墨水，居然被叫成了賊。袋鼠說：唉，沒有錢，口袋再大也還是鼠類。老鼠說：唉，成天為了點兒吃喝，又怕殺鼠藥又擔心老鼠夾，怎麼能不老。蒼蠅說：媽的，我和蜜蜂本是一家的，只是口味不同而已，待遇卻天壤之別蜈蚣說：這麼多雙腳，一輩子都買Our 24/7 roadside assistance patrols rescue someone every minute across the ......

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