ractopamine

奸商奸商.....無奸不成商

5月 31, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Ractopamine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia三個工程系學生和三個商學系學生一起去搭火車， > 工程系的買了三張票，但商學系的卻只買一張。 > > > > > 一上火車後，三個商學系的就一起躲在廁所裡， > > 當檢票員查票時，他敲了廁所的門， > > 門開了一個小縫，一張票被遞出來， > > Ractopamine is a drug used as a feed additive to promote leanness in animals raised for their meat. Pharmacologically, it is a beta-adrenergic agonist. It is the active ingredient in products known as Paylean for swine and Optaflexx for cattle, developed ...

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刺青後絕對不能發胖

5月 31, 2013

王采安

kuso

A Livestock Drug Banned in 160 Nations Yet Considered Safe?刺青後絕對不能發胖笑話一朋友年輕時去刺青在肚子兩側各刺了一隻蝴蝶一隻蠍子當步入中年 腰圍與年齡成正比時肚子上的刺青蝴蝶變成了......飛蛾蠍子變成了龍蝦！笑話二有人刺了一朵玫瑰後來他變胖圖案被撐大有一天朋友問他說：你為什麼要在身上刺一顆高麗菜？笑話三一個女煙毒犯被抓到警局員警看見她的手上有刺青當著A livestock drug banned in 160 nations and responsible for hyperactivity, muscle breakdown and 10 percent mortality in pigs has been approved by the FDA. The beta agonist ractopamine, a repartitioning agent that increases protein synthesis, was recruited ...

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老婆的職業病 18+

5月 31, 2013

小安

kuso

Food security is a solvable problem – SensibleTable.com某天三個男人在酒吧聊老婆的床上性事第一個男人抱怨道他老婆是空中小姐，所以每次都跟他要求要在上面，害他覺得很沒面子第二個男人抱怨道你還好吧，我老婆是幼稚園老師，所以每次在做的時候，總是對我說：「來！弟弟乖~弟弟乖歐~~」第三男人聽完後說你們都還好，我老婆是電梯小姐，每次當我快到高潮時總是會說：「來來來We can ensure enough food for the world's population, now and for the estimated 9 billion by 2050. Now is the time to act. Join us. ... Join the ENOUGH Movement Now is the time to act. To change. We’ve had enough. If you have, too, join us. Join Now ENOUG...

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到底走私什麼？

6月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

777. Ractopamine (WHO Food Additives Series 31)有一個守衛負責在瑞士和奧地利交界處巡守。有一天來了一個奧地利人騎著腳踏車要通過崗哨。他的腳踏車前面裝了滿滿一籃沙子，要是換做別的守衛，大概揮揮手就放他過去；但是碰到這位守衛可沒那麼簡單。他直覺奧地利人一定在走私，於是拿出一把耙子，仔細翻檢沙子裡究竟藏了什麼東西。可是他翻了老半天，什麼也沒找到，只好揮RACTOPAMINE First draft prepared by Dr L. Ritter Bureau of Veterinary Drugs Health Protection Branch Health and Welfare Canada, Ottawa 1. EXPLANATION Ractopamine is a phenolethanolamine ß-adrenoceptor agonist that is used for the ......

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幫你付一半

6月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Topmax™ 9在百貨公司裡看到一對情侶..說了讓我在旁邊差點昏倒的話.. 女人看到喜歡的戒指，拉著男人過去看，看了一下子，男人問女人：「真的喜歡嗎 ? 」女人一直點頭..帶著懇求的眼神於是男人問店員：「請問，這個戒指多少錢呀 ? 」店員說：「打過折，$8888元 ~ 」男人本來要付錢的，這時候女人竟然說Active Drug Ingredient: ractopamine hydrochloride – 9 g per lb (20 g per kg) Important: Must be thoroughly mixed into feeds before use. Follow label directions. Indications: Toms: For increased rate of weight gain and improved feed efficiency in finishing...

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第一次被歡呼..居然是這樣的情況

6月 3, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Effects of Ractopamine on Behavior and Physiology of Finishing Pigs第一次被歡呼..居然是這樣的情況話說老子晚上去買芭樂..唉~~老子喜歡吃的是土芭樂..可是現在土芭樂好難買..騎到一個水果店..看到了"有機芭"樂..唉~~沒土芭樂..買個大的也好..重點來了..正當我挑芭樂挑的很爽的時候一對情侶走進店裡面..男的..恩~~算斯文..不過沒有我斯文啦..女的..恩~Purdue University 121 Discussion and Conclusions The results indicate that ractopamine did affect the behavior and physiology of finishing pigs in this study. In terms of time budget differences, pigs fed ractopamine were more active and alert, spent more...

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