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Rainforest Action Network - Official Site幸運的信親愛的春嬌:在眾多視賭如命的賭徒中脫穎而出,獨占鰲頭的簽中樂透頭獎,是一種幸運;在千軍萬馬裡過關斬將殺出一條血路,戰至最後的一兵一卒才能命中卵子的精蟲,也是一種幸運;在眾多水性楊花、殘花敗柳的流『腥』花園裡能遇見你,更是幸運中的幸運;別怪我出言不遜、用詞不『蕩』,因為你的出現已經將我空明的心Expansion of palm oil plantations into Indonesia’s and Malaysia's rainforests is causing massive climate disruption and pushing wild orangutans to the brink of extinction. We have reached The Last Stand of the Orangutan—but it's not too late. Take action ...

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run into - definition of run into by The Free Dictionary幹嘛活到 85歲? 有個65歲的老頭子,拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告,頗滿意的問醫生:「以65歲的年紀來說,已經挺不錯了吧?你覺得我可以活到85嗎?」醫生問:「我不知道 --- 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.....???!!!」老先生回答:「對!除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒,20多歲後run (rŭn) v. ran (răn), run, run·ning, runs v.intr. 1. a. To move swiftly on foot so that both or all feet are not on the ground during each stride. b. To retreat rapidly; flee: When they heard the police siren, they ran. c. Informal To depart; leave: Sor...

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George Wallace - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天,一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名,便起了個大早,到麥當勞去吃早餐,負責點餐的工讀生小妹問:「請問這位先生需要什麼?阿伯道:「給我一個滿福堡!」小妹又問:「先生。你要加蛋嗎?」阿伯道:「好呀!」小妹說:「加蛋要多十塊喔!」阿伯很驚訝George Corley Wallace, Jr. (August 25, 1919 – September 13, 1998) was an American politician and the 45th Governor of Alabama, having served two nonconsecutive terms and two consecutive terms as a Democrat: 1963–1967, 1971–1979 and 1983–1987. Wallace has ...

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Gimli Glider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia甲:「我們班有三種學生。」乙:「哪三種?」甲:「第一種是留級的『留學生』。第二種是他爸交了很多錢才來上的『高財生』。第三種是上課特睏的『特睏生』」。乙:「哦。」衰退、蕭條、恐慌一個大學生請一位著名的經濟學家給衰退、蕭條、恐慌等詞下個定義。專家回答︰「這不難。衰退時人們需要把腰帶束緊。蕭條時就很難買到The Gimli Glider is the nickname of an Air Canada aircraft that was involved in an unusual aviation incident. On July 23, 1983, Air Canada Flight 143, a Boeing 767-233 jet, ran out of fuel at an altitude of 41,000 feet (12,000 m) MSL, about halfway throug...

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Upcoming Movies in Theaters and on DVD - Box Office Mojo有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生:你愛不愛我?男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次:你愛不愛我?男生終於說:愛女生又問:那你要怎麼證明?忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來,且問女生:你有沒有十元?女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒Box Office Mojo is an online movie publication and box office reporting service. Find out about new and upcoming releases. Browse or search by name or distributor....

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Car plows through protesters during Ferguson rally in south Minneapolis | Star Tribune人嚇人,嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去,後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕,路過墳地,靈機一動,對墳墓說:「爸爸,我回來了,開門啊。」男子大懼,哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安,正要離開,忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音:「閨女,你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭,也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說:「靠,耽誤我工作,The driver who lurched into a south Minneapolis intersection packed with protesters Tuesday was “attempting to flee from the mob” when he ran into and slightly injured a 16-year-old girl as others perched on the hood of his car, police said Wednesday. The...

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