ravelry knitting patterns

想追女孩的來學幾招

7月 8, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Ravelry - Official Site一.公車站臺“小姐你踩到我腳了.”“沒有吧,我離你那么遠.”“我是說,如果你把腳不小心放在了我腳上,就是踩到我腳了.”“神經病.”“哇,小姐好眼力,我確實有神經病史,一般看見漂亮的女孩就發作.Ravelry is a community site, an organizational tool, and a yarn & pattern database for knitters and crocheters. ... Ravelry is a free site for knitters and crocheters....

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出名地吝嗇

8月 9, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Ravelry: Knitting Nature - patterns - Ravelry - a knit and crochet community一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾notes From the publisher: In Knitting Nature, Gaughan blends together the natural and artistic world with 39 stunning, fun-to-knit designs for women, men, and children. Among them are a skirt patterned after the hexagonal scales nature has used to cover a...

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關錯鳥

8月 9, 2013

小安

kuso

RAVELRY KNITTING PATTERNS « Free Patterns這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦！護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上，一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的Ravelry: Bunny Blanket Buddy – Knit pattern by Lion Brand Yarn Would you like to see 2453 projects made from this pattern and much more? join Ravelry now What am I missing? Ravelry: Waffle Knit Dishcloth pattern by Debbie Andriulli Would you like to see 2...

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神經病在唱歌

8月 9, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

The Knitting Needle and the Damage Done: Ravelry's Top Five Knitting Patterns一個神經病在床上唱著歌～～ 唱著唱著, 就翻了個身趴在枕頭上繼續唱.....主治醫生問他：[唱就唱啊!!翻身幹嘛???????? ] 。。。。。。神經病說： [ 笨哪～A面唱完....當然要換B面啊 .]This is the second most-used pattern on Ravelry, with 19,241 projects, and it's... a pair of fingerless gloves, entitled Fetching. Well, someone had to be making them, given how often fingerless glove patterns appear in knitting magazines. I must admit th...

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LOVE 是甚麼

8月 9, 2013

何海丹

kuso

5 Free Ravelry Knitting Patterns for Babies - YouTube一日，獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野，來到上帝面前，問：「主啊！甚麼是『愛』？」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝，輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說：「愛，就是LOVE。」女人又問：「LOVE 是甚麼？」上帝說：「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑)，與愛人一起，如果不快樂的話，又怎算是愛？ OI love knitting baby clothes! I also love knitting baby clothes using free pattern downloads on Ravelry. The 5 patterns featured in the video are as follows: Plain Vest by Anna & Heidi Pickles, Basic Newborn Cardigan with Matching Hat by Angela Humphrey, ...

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預測天氣的最新儀器

8月 9, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Ravelry - a knit and crochet community我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎行動版 - Ravelry is a community site, an organizational tool, and a yarn & pattern database for knitters and crocheters....

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