rhonna designs app

高潮還沒到

6月 13, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Rhonna DESIGNS阿明坐公車到大陸某市的高潮鎮. 因為沒去過,所以剛過兩站就開始問女售票員:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 過了兩站後,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 沒過幾分鐘,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 這時,女售Rhonna Designs App has a fabulous new update in the App Store with 3 NEW font packs: BOLD, Light & Italic BASICS. **also, a new feature: Spacing…which I'm really excited about. (think: kerning & leading) And ALSO, now when you tap ON the font, the name of...

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動物的抱怨

6月 13, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Rhonna DESIGNS動物的抱怨乳牛說：這麼多人喝我們的乳汁，卻沒有人叫我們一聲"媽"。烏賊說：滿肚子墨水，居然被叫成了賊。袋鼠說：唉，沒有錢，口袋再大也還是鼠類。老鼠說：唉，成天為了點兒吃喝，又怕殺鼠藥又擔心老鼠夾，怎麼能不老。蒼蠅說：我和蜜蜂本是一家的，只是口味不同而已，待遇卻天壤之別。蜈蚣說：這麼多雙腳，一輩子都買Rhonna DESIGNS Scrapbooking, art, digital and printable scrap booking. Join Our Newsletter...

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拉錯了啦~ 真實故事

6月 13, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Photo Editing App - Rhonna DESIGNS話說剛才世博打電話給我說要我陪他去桃園送貨所以我就匆匆忙忙出門一到我家樓下就看到世博開著一輛小貨車車上載著好幾台電視原來是要送電視去桃園修理打開車門上車後我們就出發了可能是下班時間的關係路上車子好多好多看到那些鑽來鑽去的摩托車我跟世博一直幹譙後來想想自己騎摩拖車時也是這樣鑽來鑽去頓時感覺像是在罵自己Q: Can I use the app to make designs for my business, non-profit, or other organization? A: I'm sorry but the end user license agreement for the app, which is entered into upon purchase, does not allow for commercial use of the app or any of the designs o...

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農夫跟外星人的對話

6月 13, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Rhonna Designs | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)有天農夫看到一架飛碟,外星人出現了,外星人就跟農夫比[↑](手指往上)農夫跟外星人比〔↓〕（手指往下）外星人跟農夫比〔３〕（三根手指）農夫跟外星人比〔５０〕（一隻手比５，一隻手握拳）外星人跟農夫比〔７〕（手擺成槍的樣子）農夫跟外星人比捏手指〔比出數錢的樣子〕外星人嚇的趕緊跑回飛碟Browse or download Rhonna Designs, certified for Windows Phone. ... Love to add personality to your photo edits? With Rhonna Designs App, you’ve got all the tools right at your ......

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軍用燃料的威力

6月 13, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Rhonna DESIGNS: diy tutorials臺北某軍用機場有兩個愛喝酒的維修工。一天，兩人值夜班的時候酒癮發作，可是身邊沒有帶酒，附近又沒有商店。 “我聽說噴氣式飛機的燃料和白酒一樣，我們喝點兒吧。”一人建議道。 於是，兩個人從噴氣式飛機油箱取出燃料，喝了個酩酊大醉。 第二天，其中一人醒來All images of my art are copyrighted. Please no copying, stealing, pirating...you get it. Thanks. **eta: This means any of the images/photos I use on my blog...please don't take them off of my blog to put on your blog. THANK YOU!**...

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什麼叫做"信冷感"？

6月 13, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Apple - Search Results那天遇到幾位朋友，大讚這則 e-mail很有原創性，熱烈笑談起「信生活」，且都意猶未盡，特集思廣益，博君一笑。1. 你對「信生活」滿意嗎？以轉發或收取 e-mail 消磨時間的可稱為有「信生活」。2.因此 靠 e-mail 交往的叫「信交」。互相分享 e-mail 笑話的叫「信伴侶」。只收不發叫「信No results were found. Please try a different search. No exact search results were found. Here are some related results....

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