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爆笑天兵

8月 19, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Risk of Rain on Steam - Welcome to Steam爆笑天兵排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵Risk of Rain is an action platformer with roguelike elements. With permanent death as a primary feature, players will have to play their best to get as far as possible. Fight on a mysterious planet with randomly spawning enemies and bosses, either alone o...

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美容科的笑話

8月 19, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Are YOU at risk of type 2 diabetes? Take this test to find out... | Daily Mail Online這是我們老師說的,在我們新生入學時說過:各位同學,很開心你們能進XX高職,老師在那之前跟你們說一件事,很重要(凝重眼神)(同學也被嚇到了,認真聽)我之前帶過一個美容科的學姐她因為要搭校車,可是那天剛好有點延誤下課時間於是她很趕,結果一上校車就先站著,結果......公車那一天突然緊急煞車,結果...Are YOU at risk of type 2 diabetes? Take this test to find out... Type 2 diabetes is a lifelong disease where blood sugar levels are too high This causes damage to body's organs as well as blindness, limb amputation, and raises risk of heart disease, hear...

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只剩下三根頭髮

8月 19, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

chance - definition of chance by The Free Dictionary大寶：「我好怕我以後會禿頭喔！」 小寶：「不會啦！你不可能會全禿的啦！」 大寶：「如果有一天我只剩下三根頭髮，怎麼辦？」 小寶：「那你可以編辮子啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩兩根呢？」 小寶：「你還可以中分啊！」 大寶：「如果只剩一根呢？」 小寶：「那…那你還可以…可以&helchance (chăns) n. 1. a. The unknown and unpredictable element in happenings that seems to have no assignable cause. b. A force assumed to cause events that cannot be foreseen or controlled; luck: Chance will determine the outcome. 2. often chances The ......

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沒有耳朵

8月 19, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Rain garden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia阿德在一次車禍中不幸的失去了兩隻耳朵，但卻因此得了一大筆保險賠償金。 於是阿德就利用這筆錢開了一家公司，可是阿德十分在意自己沒有耳朵的怪樣子， 所以他在面試新人時，只要那人露出一點點異樣的眼神，阿德就會大發脾氣。 有一天，阿德連續面試了三個新人。第一個是老實的書呆子有問A rain garden is a planted depression or a hole that allows rainwater runoff from impervious urban areas, like roofs, driveways, walkways, parking lots, and compacted lawn areas, the opportunity to be absorbed. This reduces rain runoff by allowing stormwa...

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治本之道

8月 19, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Two fizzy drinks a day can raise risk of liver disease | Daily Mail Online唸國小二年級的小胖，比同年齡層的小孩胖得多， 於是媽媽只好請醫生幫忙。 小胖：「醫生，我的體重已經超過四十五斤了，我該怎麼辦才好？」 醫生：「那你該多做一些運動！」 小胖：「可是我不喜歡做運動耶！」 醫生：「沒關係，這個運動非常的簡單，你只要一直從左至右，再從右至左的擺動你的頭 ，就可以了。」&nbDrinking just two cans of fizzy drink a day raises your risk of liver disease, according to a study. Scientists found people who drink more than one sugar-sweetened drink such as cola or lemonade a day were more likely to have non-alcoholic fatty liver di...

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你媽媽的名字

8月 19, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Risk of Extreme Weather From Climate Change to Rise Over Next Century, Report Says - The New York Ti這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事....某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來，很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔～～你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！班主任覺得有點啼笑皆非，於是又耐心的The report measures the increase over time in “exposure events,” which it defines as the number of times people experience any given extreme weather event. By the end of the century, the report estimates, the exposure to heat waves each year for older peo...

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