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WELCOME TO ROSCOE GUITARS HOME PAGE某日,一個對中文略知一二的老外去某工廠參觀。 半路當中,廠長說:“對不起,我去方便一下。” 老外不懂這句中文,問翻譯:“方便是什么意思。” 翻譯說,就是去廁所。 老外:哦...... 參觀結束,廠長熱情的對老外說:“下次你方便的時候一起吃飯Roscoe Guitars hand builds electric guitars and electric bass guitars, Century series, SKB series, and LG series. ... Building the Groove One Bass, and now One Guitar At A Time Welcome to Roscoe Guitars web site. You may have noticed there are some ......

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Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles - Official Site從前有一位外商公司男主管,被派去美國考察,需一年才能回來。臨走前,她老婆很溫柔的跟他說:『老公!你出門在外一年這麼久,如果生理有需要的話,你可以找人幫你解決!但要注意安全!不可玩真感情哦!』他聽了非常感謝老婆如此寬容的體貼他,所以也對老婆說: 「親愛的!如果妳也有需要的話,妳也能找人解決,但我們約定Fried chicken and waffles are our specialty! No one knows chicken like we do! But chicken and waffles are only part of our story. ... Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles...

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Village of Roscoe | Home is where the heart is. Welcome Home.我心愛的豬皮: 恕我冒昧之心,暢述我的傷心,妳的美麗使我驚心, 差點失去重心和垂心,我對妳一見傾心, 縱使嫦娥下凡我也不會動心,雖然妳是一片冰心, 我也不會灰心,我已經下了最大的決心、耐心, 再加上小心、細心、留心,絲毫不敢粗心, 捧著我最真摯的心,希望和妳永結同心,請妳放心, 我不會對妳負心,加強Home Welcome Home. A pair of bald eagles soars overhead as cars move swiftly across the Rock River bridge in Roscoe. Nearby, the local restaurants offer their unique brand of dining flair to customers of all ages. Up and down its main streets, bicyclists ...

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Historic Roscoe Village - Ohio tourist destination - official site一名年輕人應徵機場塔台的工作,他通過了前面考試後,最後一關是口試。考官:「有一架飛機準備降落,你從望遠鏡裡發現他的起落架沒有放,你會怎麼辦?」考生:「我會立刻用無線電警告他。」考官:「如果他沒有回答呢?」考生:「我會立刻取出信號燈,發送『危險,不得降落』的訊號。」考官:「可是他還是繼續下降。」考生:Visit the restored canal town of Historic Roscoe Village! Tours, canal boat rides, shopping, festivals & events—Group tours, school field trips, family fun! ... Roscoe was once a bustling port along the Ohio and Erie Canal. Now it is a top Ohio tourist de...

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Roscoe Lee Browne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小明看見小強拿著一面鏡子站在湖邊小明:小強,你在那裡做什麼。小強:我在釣魚。小明:用鏡子釣?小強:不錯,這是一種新的釣魚法,我就要發大財了。小明:你能把這個方法告訴我嗎?小強:能,你給我一百元我就告訴你小明乖乖付錢。小強:好,方法是這樣的,你把鏡子對著水面,一看見有魚游過就馬上用鏡子的反光去嚇它。魚Roscoe Lee Browne (May 2, 1922 – April 11, 2007) was an American actor and director, known for his rich voice and dignified bearing.[1]...

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