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spring

4月 17, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

The Root - Official Site某公司招聘，下一位該面試的女孩的英文名是「spring」。秘書欲藉機賣弄一下自己的英語水平，喊道：hi！那個叫「春」的，輪到你了！Daily online news site that provides commentary on today's news from a variety of African America perspectives...

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便秘

4月 17, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

A&W Restaurants - Official Site某男入廁便秘，忽見一人飛奔而入，頃刻風雨交加。「哥們兒，真羨慕你呀，那麼快。」 「羨慕啥，沒脫褲子呢。」U.S. chain specializing in its branded root beer; offers history, menu, store locator, and contact details....

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煙掉了

4月 17, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Root - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有位大嫂在公共汽車上看到一位即將下車的男人掉了包煙在踏板上，於是趕緊對那男人說：「同志，你煙掉了！」 男人大怒：你才閹掉了！ In vascular plants, the root is the organ of a plant that typically lies below the surface of the soil. However, roots can also be aerial or aerating (growing up above the ground or especially above water). Furthermore, a stem normally occurring below gro...

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小心"肝"

4月 17, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) - IMDb護士看到病人在病房喝酒，就走過去小聲叮囑說：「小心肝！」 病人微笑道：「小寶貝。」Directed by John Hughes. With Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones. A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the principal thinks of that....

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時間

4月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Golden State Warriors - San Jose Mercury News    一位都市佬到鄉下看到一為農夫在擠牛乳，因都市佬急著趕路，便問農夫現在幾點了?農夫摸了摸牛的乳房，便說：大約是十一點十五分都市佬覺得不可思議就問農夫為何摸一摸牛的乳房就知道時間了?農夫又說：來，你蹲下來，我教你.....你只要把牛的乳房移開一些，就可以看到對面山丘上教堂前的Get the latest Golden State Warriors news and analysis, scores, photos, stats, schedule and more on the players, coach and owners from the San Jose Mercury News ... Oakland is weary after six years of endless protests. With the Golden State Warriors in th...

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狗小脾氣大

3月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

root - definition of root by The Free Dictionary早晨起得早，就出去跑了一會兒步。路過一家早點鋪，看見人很多，一想肯定做得不錯，於是就坐了下來要了一籠包子。正坐著等呢，一個老大媽牽著一隻小狗坐到了我的對面，這隻小狗很特別，長得小巧玲瓏，兩個耳朵尖尖地豎立著，活像一個「微縮」型的小鹿。 只見大媽對它說：「坐下，等著吃飯。」它還真聽話，老老實實地坐在地root 1 (ro ot, ro ot) n. 1. a. The usually underground portion of a plant that lacks buds, leaves, or nodes and serves as support, draws minerals and water from the surrounding soil, and sometimes stores food. b. Any of various other underground plant par...

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