sabrina liao

某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

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Chinese Astrology by Sabrina - 2015 Forecast某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱，妻子指了指身旁睡著的孩子說：“孩子醒著呢。” 丈夫說：“這?長時間了，肯定睡著了，不信我來試試。” 他拿了個五分硬幣放到孩子半張開的手中想看孩子有沒有反應。 只聽到孩子大?不悅的聲音：“五分錢就想辦這?大的事情？Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao. Forecast for 2012 Year of Dragon ... Happy New Year! The year of Sheep will finally arrive on Thursday, February 19, 2015. Have a Happy Chinese New Year everyone, and enjoy the 2015 Forecast below....

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真實爆笑 太好笑了

4月 9, 2013

謝半松

kuso

2015 Forecast - Dragon (Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao) - YouTube>小弟前幾天到一家自助餐吃飯>我生性節檢.只夾ㄌ2.3樣菜.共40元>心想還滿便宜ㄉ.就找了ㄍ位子開始享用>才吃沒幾口.旁邊就來了1ㄍ胖子(長的很像戎祥)>他就坐我旁邊吃了起來>我看到他餐盤裡ㄉ菜.哇~~好豐富喔>有雞腿.炸排骨.滷蛋.....等等一大堆菜>看他好像很餓.馬上狼吞虎嚥起來吃的很快>一To learn more about Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao - Website - http://12zodiac.com Facebook Page - https://www.facebook.com/Sabrina12zodiac Book @ Amazon - http://tinyurl.com/sabrinabook Actual dates for Lunar months - http://12zodiac.com/lunar.shtml....

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大學強人寢室回憶錄

4月 9, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

2015 Forecast - Pig (Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao) - YouTube大學強人寢室回憶錄隔壁一位強人，愛心頗強。在宿舍裡飼養了一隻松鼠。大概有一個月的時間了吧，松鼠已經和他混的很熟了，從來不出他們宿舍門。這位大哥也以松鼠聽話作為炫耀的資本，而這只幸福的松鼠也從此獲得了自由……至少在他們宿舍是這樣的。話說這一天，2003年的第一場雪在我們早上To learn more about Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao - Website - http://12zodiac.com Facebook Page - https://www.facebook.com/Sabrina12zodiac Book @ Amazon - http://tinyurl.com/sabrinabook Actual dates for Lunar months - http://12zodiac.com/lunar.shtml....

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邏輯推論

4月 9, 2013

小安

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"Chinese Astrology" by Sabrina Liao - Holistic, Spiritual & Self-Improvement Articles, Resources, In剛搬到新家的教授走近隔壁鄰居門口打招呼。教授：嗨，你好，我剛搬到你隔壁。我是大學教授，在教邏輯推論。鄰居：歡迎歡迎。邏輯推論？那是什麼？教授：讓我舉個例給你聽好了。我看到你後院有個狗屋。根據如此，我推論你有一隻狗。鄰居：沒錯。教授：你有隻狗的這個事實，可以讓我推論出你有一個家。鄰居：也沒錯。教授：既Chinese Astrology by Sabrina Liao The Restless Rat Ranking Order First RAT-THE ANIMAL Most people probably have a negative impression about the Rat, the number one house pest. However, in Chinese astrology, as the first sign of the twelve, the Rat ......

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哪一個老婆比較厲害？

4月 9, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Ms. Liao's Very Exciting Homework Blog老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。---------------------------------------Ms. Liao’s Love For Us After the year, after all the days, Ms. Liao loves us, how? Let me count the ways. She hates Tim’s whining, and cell phones even more, And sets these deadlines that no one can adore. She makes an undesirable seating plan That separa...

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軍中趣事

4月 9, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Home | Duke Smart Home Program 軍中趣事 [轉錄]明德電瘋站這是我們一個教官跟我們說他以前入伍時發生的事...在他們那剛入伍的時候...他們統稱教育班長為"魔鬼筋肉人"....在他們第一次進餐廳用餐時...看到今天中午的水果是香蕉...哇..好興奮...因為香蕉很好吃ㄚ...所以就趕快把飯菜扒光..把香蕉剝ㄌ吃..正當About the Program The Duke Smart Home Program is a research-based approach to smart living sponsored by the Pratt School of Engineering. Primarily focused on undergraduates, the program encourages students from different academic disciplines to form ......

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