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童年

7月 25, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Nonsense Poems - F2.org Home記得小時候那時原PO才小學一、二年級有一陣子學校流行要多稱讚，少責怪老師都說如果有值得鼓勵的事情記得比大拇指，稱讚一下對方這樣人緣才會好但相反的大家同學私底下當然都是互比小指，來取笑對方有一次訓導主任來班上演講演講完後問小原PO訓導主任：「我剛剛演講得如何！？」說實話～哪個小孩會喜歡聽演講的尤其是死Language Humour: Nonsense Poems ... The Spangled Pandemonium The spangled pandemonium Is missing form the zoo. He bent the bars the barest bit, And slithered glibly through....

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電話答錄機

7月 25, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

How To Be An Alien - F2.org HomeＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問Humour: "How To Be An Alien" - By George Mikes ... Examples for conversation For Good Weather For Bad Weather "Lovely day, isn't it?" "Isn't it beautiful?" "The sun ..." "Isn't it gorgeous?"...

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我要下車

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Review: Nikkor 135mm F2.0D DC AF Lens on D800 « Nikon Rumors Forum公交車在等紅燈時，一男子叫道：「司機，開一下門，我要下車。」 「這裡是站牌嗎？」司機怒道。 「就因為這裡不是站牌我才給你說一聲。」 司機無語。The new Nikon Rumors Forum is now live at http://forum.nikonrumors.com/discussions. This forum is now in "read only" mode until I figure a proper way to import all data over to the new platform. Please register over at the new forum....

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國家.黨.社會和人民

7月 25, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Nikon F2 Cameras - KenRockwell.com: Photography, Cameras and Taking Better Pictur老師讓同學回家後寫一篇有關“國家”、“黨”、“社會”和“人民”的作文。小明不理解這些詞的含義，就去問爸爸。爸爸告訴他：“國家是最大的，就像你奶奶。黨是最有權利的，是一家之主，就像我。社會就是為All of the various versions of the Nikon F2 were the world's top professional 35mm SLRs from 1971 through 1980, and by some people's recollection, the top 35mm SLR of all time. The Nikon F2 is so good that many photographers — including myself — preferred...

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年輕的種雞

7月 25, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Thoughts on 200-400mm f4 vs 400mm f2.8 vs 600mm f4 « Nikon Rumors Forum王老先生在農場裡養了一群母雞，唯一的種雞已經上了年紀，王老先生於是決定想找隻年輕的種雞分擔老種雞的重任。年輕的種雞來到農場四處遊走以適應新環境，吸引了不少母雞的注意，老種雞感到嚴重的威脅，這樣下去其下場可想而知。於是老種雞對年輕的種雞說：「我知道你來到這裡的目的，不要以為你年輕力壯就可以取代我，不如The one person that comes to mind that can help you the most regarding these amazing lenses is: msmoto. I'm sure she will be able to point you in the right direction. With that said, ricochet has a good point...we await your response. Lastly, before you m...

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豬 經濟 金融風暴

7月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Fujifilm announces XF 16-55mm F2.8 R LM WR lens: Digital Photography Review豬、經濟、金融風暴1.一男趕集賣豬，天黑遇雨，二十頭豬未賣成，到一農家借宿。少婦說：家裡只有一人不便。男：求你了大妹子，給豬一頭。女：好吧，但家只有一床。男：我也到床上睡，再給豬一頭。女：同意。半夜男與女商量，我到你上面睡，女不肯。男：給豬兩頭。女允，要求上去不能動。少頃，男忍不住，央求動一下，女不Fujifilm has officially released its XF 16-55mm F2.8 R LM WR lens (say that three times fast), which the company teased on last year's lens roadmap. The 16-55mm is equivalent to 24-84mm when mounted on an X-series body and offers an internal focusing syst...

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