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白費工夫

7月 18, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Nonsense Poems - F2.org Home一對剛開始交往的情侶正在聊 天，女生突然有想放屁的感覺 ， 但卻不太好意思在男友面前「釋放」，於是便想了一個辦法， 想把「排氣」的聲音掩蓋過去。 女生問男友：「你要不要聽聽我們家鄉布穀鳥的叫聲嗎 ？」男友點點頭， 女生便開始模仿：「咕咕，咕咕，並且乘機把肚子裡的「廢氣」排了出去，」 女生問道：「很特Language Humour: Nonsense Poems ... The Spangled Pandemonium The spangled pandemonium Is missing form the zoo. He bent the bars the barest bit, And slithered glibly through....

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7個人 6個王八蛋

7月 18, 2013

張碧文

kuso

How To Be An Alien - F2.org Home酒過三旬，上來一道菜：「清燉王八！」眾人皆喜，然未忘規矩，有人以箸撥王八頭曰：「領導先動動，領導先動動！」領導看著被撥得亂顫的鱉頭，心中不悅，既不願諧了此言的尾音，又不願違了眾人美意，於是乎持勺酌湯，曰：「好，好！大家請隨意。」又有人奉稱曰：「對！王八就該先喝湯！」領導氣得幾乎噴飯。未幾，湯將盡，有Humour: "How To Be An Alien" - By George Mikes ... Examples for conversation For Good Weather For Bad Weather "Lovely day, isn't it?" "Isn't it beautiful?" "The sun ..." "Isn't it gorgeous?"...

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測謊的機器人

7月 18, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Review: Nikkor 135mm F2.0D DC AF Lens on D800 « Nikon Rumors Forum小明是一個喜歡跟父母說謊的小孩他的父母為了知道小明跟他們說的是否是真話於是.... 買了一台能測謊的機器人如果說謊 機器人就會賞他一巴掌---------------------------------------------------------------------------------有The new Nikon Rumors Forum is now live at http://forum.nikonrumors.com/discussions. This forum is now in "read only" mode until I figure a proper way to import all data over to the new platform. Please register over at the new forum....

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人生其實就是碰碰胡......緣

7月 17, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Nikon F2 Cameras - KenRockwell.com: Photography, Cameras and Taking Better Pictur人生其實就是碰碰胡......緣，碰對了方向，光彩一輩子；碰對了環境，舒坦一輩子；碰對了時運，?當一輩子；碰對了愛好，充實一輩子；碰對了愛人，幸福一輩子；碰對了師長，收獲一輩子；碰對了?導，寬鬆一輩子；碰對了朋友，樂呵一輩子；碰上了神仙，還有下輩子，願你全碰對！All of the various versions of the Nikon F2 were the world's top professional 35mm SLRs from 1971 through 1980, and by some people's recollection, the top 35mm SLR of all time. The Nikon F2 is so good that many photographers — including myself — preferred...

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還有沒有不要用的

7月 17, 2013

小安

kuso

Thoughts on 200-400mm f4 vs 400mm f2.8 vs 600mm f4 « Nikon Rumors Forum太太發現丈夫和金髮美女躺在床上親熱，盛怒之下，拿起煙灰缸就> 想朝他們扔過去。>> “不要啊！你先聽我解釋。”丈夫求饒他說：“她不過是個在高速> 公路上搭便車的女人，我覺得她可憐，才拾回來的。”>> 太太放下煙灰缸，暫且息怒地聽他說。“當時The one person that comes to mind that can help you the most regarding these amazing lenses is: msmoto. I'm sure she will be able to point you in the right direction. With that said, ricochet has a good point...we await your response. Lastly, before you m...

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可憐的主機

7月 17, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Fujifilm announces XF 16-55mm F2.8 R LM WR lens: Digital Photography Review可憐的主機話說有一天，強者我學姐（以下簡稱"蛙"）她買了一台 超迷你 但 散熱超弱 的A牌準系統主機由於蛙學姊從來不更新 也不懂得防毒軟體為何物於是這台主機經歷了重重的歷練，到我的手上...蛙：「哎，學弟怎麼辦？我的電腦打不開耶。」我：「情況是怎樣？」蛙：「喔，前一陣子我Ｃ槽打不開，我都沒理它，結果Fujifilm has officially released its XF 16-55mm F2.8 R LM WR lens (say that three times fast), which the company teased on last year's lens roadmap. The 16-55mm is equivalent to 24-84mm when mounted on an X-series body and offers an internal focusing syst...

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