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軍用燃料的威力

8月 7, 2013

何新冬

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Never Say Never Again (1983) - IMDb臺北某軍用機場有兩個愛喝酒的維修工。一天，兩人值夜班的時候酒癮發作，可是身邊沒有帶酒，附近又沒有商店。 “我聽說噴氣式飛機的燃料和白酒一樣，我們喝點兒吧。”一人建議道。 於是，兩個人從噴氣式飛機油箱取出燃料，喝了個酩酊大醉。 第二天，其中一人醒來Directed by Irvin Kershner. With Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera. A SPECTRE agent has stolen two American nuclear warheads, and James Bond must find their targets before they are detonated....

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最有「把柄」的偷情

8月 7, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

The Golden Compass (2007) - Rotten Tomatoes: Movies | TV Shows | Movie Trailers | Reviews2個女人在郊外喝酒，一直喝到天濛濛亮。回來的路上，她們內急難忍，於是硬著頭皮走進路邊的一片墓地。因為沒帶手紙，第1個女人便脫下內褲擦了擦，並扔掉了內褲。第2個女人發現旁邊有個花圈，便撕下輓聯擦了擦。兩個女人回家後沒多久，他們的丈夫便互通電話。「看來我們得當心了，昨晚她們倆肯定有事兒，我發現我老婆回來Critics Consensus: Without the bite or the controversy of the source material, The Golden Compass is reduced to impressive visuals overcompensating for lax storytelling. ... It's deeper, darker, and much more engaging than the likes of fantasies like the ...

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腦子脫線的剎那 >"

8月 7, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) - IMDb有一次坐公車，拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，進到他自家屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻出來外面，從外面再打開他自家房門。 更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。 唉！我倆的腦袋肯定被Directed by Guillermo del Toro. With Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, John Alexander. The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures....

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耍小聰明

8月 7, 2013

郭從芙

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2) (2008) - Rotten Tomatoes耍小聰明 某人：「上帝啊！一百年對你來說算得了甚麼呢？」 上帝：「一百年就像一分鐘一樣。」 某人：「那麼，一百萬美金呢？」 上帝：「跟一個銅板差不多。」 某人：「好極了！上帝，借給我一個銅板怎麼樣？」 上帝：「我非常願意；不過，你稍等一分鐘Movie Info Ron Perlman returns to the role of the big red BPRD agent in this sequel to 2004's Hellboy, directed once again by Guillermo del Toro and scripted as before in collaboration with original Hellboy creator Mike Mignola. For centuries, an ancient ...

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你是正妹嗎

8月 7, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

GMA Pop News - Official Site你是正妹嗎? 之前跟家人玩免費的線上遊戲，那是很健康的活動，可以用腳踩舞墊，像DDR那一種，有一次遇到線上男性玩家搭訕，直接問我:妳是正妹嗎?我二話不說，也很很直接的回他，『那請問你是正男嗎?』【心得感想】如果不明白何謂正男，請去翻蠟筆小新來看。Get the latest entertainment news, celebrity interviews and pop culture pulse on movies, TV and music and more at ABCNews.com. ... © 2015 ABC News Internet Ventures. All ......

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老闆娘你好屌

8月 7, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

PatMW's Midi Collection小弟常去吃的一家小吃店老闆娘非常好客而且豪爽因為店的位置離附近兵營區也很近所以假日也有不少阿兵哥來吃算是高朋滿座事情是這樣的店門前的路是二線道加上附近商家不少所以假日時總是會有點小塞車客運停下來放人 或是小黃停下來載人總是會有點塞車久而久之大家也都習慣了今日終於目睹了一個傳奇之前只聽說老闆娘很猛（我Welcome To PatMW's Midi Collection I am so glad that you dropped by. This is a collection of midi files that I have collected while surfing the web. I like to use them in stationery, e-mail and message boards. I thought that I might put them here for you ...

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