selfie dictionary

老婆和老媽掉落水救哪個

7月 22, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Selfie | Define Selfie at Dictionary.com老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？ 看看古人會怎麼做吧！++孟子++從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老a photograph that one takes of oneself with a digital camera or a front-facing smartphone, tablet, or webcam, especially for posting on a social-networking or photo-sharing website:...

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廁所牆上暴強對聯

7月 22, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Urban Dictionary: Selfie廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上：天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下：世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批：天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上：腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下：前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批：爽 ---------------------------- 上：大開方便之門Hugh-man 1: Charles, my prince! I see you took a selfie last night! I found this out on the book of faces, on the interwebz. Ghastly stuff, those selfies! Hugh-man 2: Leave Charles alone! If he doesn't want to have friends, that is his prerogative! Charle...

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出於良心告訴你

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

selfie - definition of selfie in English from the Oxford dictionary一對青年男女，剛從結婚登記處領證回來，他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說：「親愛的，你真美！不過出於良心，現在我得告訴你，上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具，以及華麗的燈，我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說：「沒關係。出於良心，我現在也得如實告訴你，剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚：「是上次在A photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a.... Meaning, pronunciation and example sentences, English to English reference content. ... More example sentences She then tweeted a "selfie" that shows her clearly wearing make-up. T...

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別叫我爸

7月 22, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

selfie - Dictionary and Thesaurus | Merriam-Webster一天， 兒子回到家說：爸，今天考試60分。爸：下次再考低了，別叫我爸。 第二天......兒：「對不起，大哥」。Learn More About SELFIE SCRABBLE ®: Playable words you can make from "selfie" Browse Next Word in the Dictionary: self–ignite Previous Word in the Dictionary: self–identity All Words Near: selfie Seen & Heard What made you want to look up selfie? Please ....

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台灣生育率降低的元兇

7月 22, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Selfie - definition of Selfie, Selfy, BuzzWord from Macmillan Dictionary.想要整人…去當小學老師好像是條不錯的路台灣生育率降低的元兇竟是……家庭聯絡簿爸媽難為....害死爸媽ㄉ元兇 ~~~~竟是聯絡簿 （要看看!）有時候家長的作業比小孩還多呢 !!公司5:30下班到家已經 6點多了,忙晚餐,忙打掃,洗碗,洗澡.....有空坐下來已Selfie, BuzzWord from Macmillan Dictionary. Whats is Selfie? Define Selfie with Macmillan Dictionary.Description of selfie or selfy ... 'If cinema was the great art form of the 20th century, the selfie (a self-portrait uploaded to social media sites) will...

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停電就親熱一次

7月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

Urban Dictionary: selfie stick有對情侶到郊外投宿，旅館的老板告訴他們請多包涵，因為電力不夠晚上經常會有停電的現象。 沒想到這對情侶不但不介意，反而認為很刺激，於是約定只要一停電，他們就親熱一次。果然到了晚上，每隔兩小時就停一次電。幾次下來，那位男士不得不拖著疲憊的身軀找旅館老板商量說：“老板，我願多會點錢，但請你幫個1. a selfie stick 2. slang for one's own johnson ... A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and t...

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