sensation s-off

為人民服務

4月 18, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Sensation為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，Welcome to The World's Leading Dance Event A globetrotting phenomenon featuring amazing shows that brings together friends who have a never-ending love for house music. ... About Sensation What began fifteen years ago as a one-off in the Amsterdam ArenA ....

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囂張的德州佬

4月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

[Guide] to Installing S-off, Unlocking, Cloc… | HTC Sensation | XDA Forums有一位德州佬到澳洲農場玩，農場主人很自豪的帶他參觀麥田，德州佬囂張的說『我們德州最小的麥田都比你的大四倍！』農場主人又帶他看牛群，德州老又很囂張的說『我們德州的羊還比你們的牛大一倍！』這時有一群袋鼠經過，德州佬看的眼球都快要掉出來，口中無語。這時農夫很囂張的說『你們德州沒有這樣大的草蜢吧？』有一個小If you would like to S-OFF, Install ClockWork Recovery, permanently Root & obtain SuperCID. Follow Steps 1 to 4! To Debrand or flash an official stock ROM… ... Method 1 was discovered by a noob - Dav22. Dazweeja came up with a simple ADB command. ......

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小吃店

4月 18, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Vibrating eardrum, pulsating sensation, on and off. - Ear, Nose & Throat - MedHelp有一格飢腸轆轆的客人來到一家小吃店~看了看菜單客人決定~客人：老闆，來一份....臭鹹肉 老闆板著臉：沒有 客人依然說：那...來個...麵粉凍好了 老闆依然說：沒有 客人心想，那..我喝湯好了：那..來碗腐肉湯吧!老闆的口氣愈來愈差：也沒有!!客人也不高興：那...捲雞雞 老闆吼著說：沒有~沒有~I might have the same problem in my left ear. After reading over the characteristics of tinnitus, I doubt that's what it is. The sound is as if someone is drumming on my ear drum. The noise is low and deep, the bouts of thumpings happen with several secon...

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給老婆的禮物

4月 18, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Penis - burning sensation mainly after ejaculation - Men's Health - MedHelp三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。第一個男人說：「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼，所以他揭露答案：「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」第二個男人也說：「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」「那一定是法拉利，對吧？」「答對了！我買給我老婆一台相had this problem my whole life, has to do with urination in most cases. only reason coffee diet or alcohol are involved is because they directly affect your urinary track i.e.. diuretic effects of caffeine guys dont beat off if you have to pee and if you ...

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高潮還沒到

4月 30, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Sweet Sensation - Sincerely Yours - YouTube阿明坐公車到大陸某市的高潮鎮. 因為沒去過,所以剛過兩站就開始問女售票員:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 過了兩站後,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 沒過幾分鐘,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 這時,女售Music video of "Sincerely Yours" by Sweet Sensation....

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這次你騙不了我

4月 30, 2013

謝半松

kuso

The T-Mobile Dance - YouTube園丁在果園抓到一個偷蘋果的小孩 送小孩去見園主的路上 小孩說把帽子忘在果園裡了 園丁說 好吧 你去拿 我在這等你 結果小孩一去不返 一星期後 園丁又捉到同一個小孩這次我一定要抓你去見園主等一等 先生 我把帽子忘在果園裡了這時園丁胸有成竹說道這次你騙不了我 你在這等我 我幫你去拿有一個少女到部隊裡,探Watch the moment Liverpool Street Station danced to create this special T-Mobile Advert. Life's for sharing....

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