serious sam wiki

看不見妻子

7月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Serious Sam Wiki - Wikia一個男人周五下午離開家去上班。當天是發薪日，因此他沒有回家，整個周末在外面 與朋友們狂歡，并花光了他的全部薪水。 周日晚上他終于回到家里后，火冒三丈的妻子正等著他，連珠炮似的對他的所作所為 罵了將近一個小時。最后，妻子停止了喋喋不休的嘮叨，問他：「要是你也連續三天看不 到我，你作何感想？」 他回答：The Serious Sam Wiki is a wiki about Serious Sam that's filled with information and strategies for enemies, weapons, items and levels! ... Did you Know? Add a fact!...that the Harpy, Kleer Skeleton and Beheaded Kamikaze have appeared in all of the main Se...

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彎彎繞

7月 3, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Serious Sam: The Second Encounter - Serious Sam Wiki - Wikia老總對秘書說：這幾天我帶你去北京走走，你準備下。 秘書打電話給老公：這幾天我要和老總去北京開會，你自己照顧自己。 老公給情人打電話：我老婆這幾天要去北京出差，我們也出來玩吧。 情人給輔導功課的小男孩打電話：這幾天不用上課，我有事情。 小男孩給爺爺打電話：爺爺，這幾天老師有事，不用上課，你陪我玩吧。 Serious Sam: The Second Encounter (sometimes abbreviated as TSE) is a Serious Sam game developed... Serious Sam: The Second Encounter (sometimes abbreviated as TSE) is a Serious Sam game developed by Croteam. It is the second game released by ......

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太陽給草打電話

7月 3, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Serious Sam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 一天,太陽給草打電話:喂.草你嗎 我日 草:我草.你誰啊? 太陽:我日我日草你嗎 草:我草我草啊你到底誰啊 太陽:我日,我日啊! 草:我草啊``你TM誰啊我草 太陽:我日我日啊!!! 這時太陽的媽媽過來接電話:喂 我日他媽呀草你媽呢?Platform(s) Microsoft Windows, Xbox, Xbox 360, Palm OS Release date(s) The First Encounter Classic WW March 21, 2001 (Windows) WW December 6, 2001 (Palm OS) The Second Encounter Classic WW February 2, 2002 Serious Sam Xbox WW November 12 ......

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男人不敢講的后半句

7月 3, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Serious Sam 2 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia妻子：你一生只愛我一個人嗎? 丈夫：當然(不只愛你一個人) 妻子：如果有一天沒有我你會怎么樣？ 丈夫：我會哭(流下我幸福的眼淚) 妻子：是不是因為有了我你才覺得生活有了色彩？ 丈夫：對，因為有了你(我才明白什么叫迫害) 妻子：是不是覺得我是Unlike its predecessors, Serious Sam: The First Encounter and Serious Sam: The Second Encounter, the first of which was awarded GameSpot's PC Game of the Year in 2001, Serious Sam 2 received less praising reviews. The game's average review is a 75% ......

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拍馬屁能有如此境界

7月 3, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Serious Sam: The First Encounter (Game) - Giant Bomb青銅級馬屁 看完樓主的帖子，我的心情竟是久久不能平復，正如老子所云：大音希聲，大象希形。我現在終于明白我缺乏的是什么了，正是樓主那種對真理的執著追求和樓主那種對理想的艱苦實踐所產生的厚重感。面對樓主的帖子，我震驚得幾乎不能動彈了，樓主那種裂紙欲出的大手筆，竟使我忍不住一次次的翻開樓主的帖子，每看一次Overview Serious Sam: The First Encounter is a first-person shooter developed by Croteam, a small developer based in Croatia. The game stars Sam "Serious" Stone, a super strong, super bad ass warrior from the future. It is the first half in a two "encount...

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衛生巾神話演繹版

7月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Sam Winchester - Supernatural Wiki - Wikia諾亞版： 神給諾亞說：“你趕快造好方舟，洪水要來了。”諾亞答：“NO”然后洪水出現，諾亞站在門前，手拿XX牌衛生巾，放在門前，洪水全部被衛生巾吸去，諾亞說：“XX牌衛生巾，強大吸力，永不側漏。” 女媧版：&nSamuel "Sam" Winchester (born May 2, 1983) is a hunter as well as a Man of Letters, along with... ... Sam: "I swore I was done hunting for good." Dean: "Come on, it wasn't easy, but it wasn't that bad." Sam: "Yeah? When I told Dad I was scared of the thin...

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