shallow hal

爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話

4月 16, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Shallow Hal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia爆笑精選：爆笑詐騙電話昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！「王總！」「你是誰呀？」「你的老朋友啊」「誰呀？」「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」「你是？」「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐Shallow Hal is a 2001 romantic comedy film starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black. The motion picture was directed by the Farrelly brothers and filmed in and around Charlotte, North Carolina as well as Sterling and Princeton, Massachusetts at Wachusett M...

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五香乖乖

4月 16, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Shallow Hal (2001) - IMDb五香乖乖小明的媽媽要她去雜貨店買五香乖乖，>當小明去了很久都還不回來，>媽媽決定自個兒去看看到底是怎麼回事....>結果看到小明就站在雜貨店的門口傻傻地等，>媽媽不高興地問他：『我要你買五香乖乖，你在搞什麼呀？』>小明一臉無辜地說：『老闆說他只有三箱乖乖，>所以要我在這裡等，他去別地方調貨！』>媽媽Directed by Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly. With Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli. Following the advice of his dying father, Hal dates only women who are physically beautiful. One day, however, he runs into self-help guru Tony R...

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我現在去弄第二隻

4月 16, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Amazon.com: Shallow Hal: Jason Alexander, Kyle Gass, Daniel Greene, Nan Martin, Bruce McGill, Rob Mo有三人一起去獵熊，在一間小屋過夜，都說自己是個好獵手。 第二天清早，其中一個人悄悄溜了出來，想立個頭功。不久他果然遇到一隻碩大的餓熊。他嚇得半晌不能動彈，接著把獵槍扔下，掉頭就跑。熊在後面追，到了小屋門口，他腿一軟跌倒了。熊衝上來，他一閃，熊撲了個空，衝進了屋子。此人的腦子倒來得快，見狀立A hypnotized playboy (Jack Black) who can only see "inner beauty" doesn't realize that his gorgeous girlfriend (Gwyneth Paltrow) is actually a 300-pound-not-so-hottie. "Heartwarming and hilarious" (WFLD-TV), it's the BIGGEST love story ever told! Special ...

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美麗的護士

4月 16, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

zmovie - Watch movie Shallow Hal online for free美麗的護士一個男生去醫院割包皮，手術前，給他剃毛的是位美麗的護士，這位男生經不起她來回的折騰，一陣寒顫後----，護士手上多了一堆***不透明的東西，她心裡不禁一陣生氣，決定找機會好好修理這個「心術不正」的傢伙----。手術後隔天，這位美麗的護士去病床探望他，微笑著問他說：好一點了嗎？男生說：已經好"Shallow Hal" Comments Absolutely no allowed: offensive, threatening speech, race, religion, sexual orientation, culture, nationality and other insults. If your post don't follow this rule or/and contain at least one single hate or forbidden word like (f*...

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通往天堂的鑰匙

4月 16, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Shallow Hal - Movie Trailer - YouTube三個人下了地獄，一個農夫，一個工人，一個妓女。 閻王問農夫：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 農夫說：我種了好多糧食，養活了好多人！ 閻王說好，就給了他一把金鑰匙，表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人：你生前做過什麼好事沒有？ 工人說：我生產了好多東西給http://zuguide.com/Shallow-Hal.html Hal (Jack Black), a superficial male chauvinist, only dates beautiful women, partly based on the advice he received from his father just before his death. When he confesses his problems to famous self-help guru Anthony ...

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大家在公車上發生過最糗的事情是什麼

4月 16, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Shallow Hal (2001) - Rotten Tomatoes強者我朋友，是個吃東西非常急性子的人不管買到什麼，不管東西有多燙，她都一定要馬上就吃那天，她買了熱騰騰、餡很飽滿的紅豆餅上了公車即使公車擠滿了人，即使她只能站著她都還是非常猴急的馬上把紅豆餅拿出來咬了一口在她咬下還熱騰騰，幾乎可以把她燙破皮的第一口紅豆餅後公車突然來個緊急煞車，紅豆餅也以拋物線的狀態Critics Consensus: While surprisingly sweeter and warm-hearted than previous Farrelly outings, Shallow Hal is also less funny and more bland. ... A message comedy? Perhaps. The Farrelly Brothers seem to be answering their critics who often see them as ......

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